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MetalUnicorn

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About Me

Just a loony cartoonist! Skyclad Faerie Queen.Dreamy Dreamerson.Frog Prince! Gorey Cats!/Calaveras! Mexican Wrestler!anachronism: (person or thing that belongs to an earlier time) Psychic: (person apparently responsive to psychic forces) I have the BLASTED LAZY EYE... which I use to pirate my way thru the universe & draw cartoons! Squirly pirates, animals, skulls, unicorns... anything that strikes a fancy. Fairies. Candy. Ghosties. I paint shoes. Check my "pics" to see examples...? I will customize shoes if I have yer size! I write outrageously loony stories. Take crazy upside down photos. Eat/write poetry. Collect old stuff. I like TOYS. I WANNA PUBLISH MY CHILDREN'S BOOKS. Animated movies of my characters... is the dream! Might have to make the stop animation myself! My book should be finished by 2008??? I love nature! I'm a bit witchy with paganry. My cat is FAT. I suffer a strong anxiety (uh... modern society?) Finding it hard to bottle up "personality" in a weasley paragraph... Jack of all trades, Master of none!Animal Hats! DO I HAVE TO WEAR A HELMET...?

My Interests

Feminism. Art. Pumpkins. Cupcake hat by me!I wanna learn everything now! History, art, folklore, mythology, music. I wanna read all the poetry and get all the cake.Gypsy Girl, oh twisty pearl... Sat upon the stoney pale mare Beltane Eve, by the fires you grieve With your deep Babylonian hair Blessed Wild Apple Girl move along now Blessed Wild Apple Girl Gypsy girl, oh twisty girl Your hands are dangled with flowers... Tangled torn, so stately born For a throne in the (hill) halls of Ireland. Fools have said the hills are dead But her nose is a rose of the Shee, A silver sword by an ancient ford Was my gift from this child of the trees

I'd like to meet:

smart people... people who BUY ART... DO THEY EXIST? C.H.U.N.K. 666 Rocks my world!AHH! CATZILLA!!!

Music:

Music. True love. Can't name all the magicians...? BLACK SABBATH,Tyrannosaurus Rex, Lightning Bolt, Pink & Brown, Ween, Frogs, Daniel Johnston, accordian music, 60's psychedelic/ french records, garage, METAL, noise, PUNK... Anything with REAL lyrics that make U THINK. Buttholes, TOM WAITS, Elliott, Bjork, Thelonious, BILLIE HOLIDAY, gritty blues, Leadbelly, ect...? Early Dylan, Woody, Donovan, Baez, recently Devendra, Joanna Newsom. My vinyl lives! Someone's FIRST record is best. Motown. Shout out to hip hopMetal U!

Movies:

any wack flick that laser beams into your head. Old, grainy or just plain WEIRD! B movies. Lynch, Herzog, Jarmusch, Waters, Fuller, Wood, Gilliam, Zwigoff, the list keeps going. Karen Black. Russ Meyer. Also I HEART Tim Burton... so "blockbusters" can be good. Lemony Snicket. Documentaries. Also I freakin LOVE the muppets.

Television:

The revolution will not be televised

Books:

Children's Books. Lewis Carroll, Dr. Seuss, Edward Gorey, L. Frank Baum (Wizard of Oz) Mercer Mayer, Rahl Dahl, Madeleine L'Engle, Beatrix Potter, Serendipity & more! Poets. Oscar Wilde, Edgar Allan Poe, Christina Rossetti. The Beats. Horror. Stephen King. Clive Barker. Ray Bradbury. H.P. Lovecraft. Comix! Sci fi novels... never met a book I didn't like... I read & write them!

Heroes:

Dead.Marcos makes my heart go BOOM. Environmentalists/vegans/ politically active people... my new heroes! C.H.U.N.K. 666 bike posse... OzzY, Bjork, Bolan, Lightning Bolt. Tani punx!

My Blog

NutterBuckets!!!

We started this FOR GIRRRLS with superhero status! Bike Prom was our biggest ride! Thanks Lea and Carly @ the fabulous Rubber Rose! We luvvv you! Stay tuned comic book fans... the NutterBuckets are th...
Posted by MetalUnicorn on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 02:03:00 PST

Art for hire...

My children's book will (hopefully) be out in 2008... I am building a portfolio as we speak! Props/circus posters/flyers for Persnickety Pictures, cartoons, I will be producing NutterBucket/Mexican Wr...
Posted by MetalUnicorn on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 02:36:00 PST

Pagan Poetry...

Well I never really share poetry much. Usually keep the actual poems to myself as therapy~ cause they probably stink. But I'm compelled to write them anyway.... I was writing my script in the womb I s...
Posted by MetalUnicorn on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 10:40:00 PST

Original work! Children's books! Check 4 updates!

I will be producing artwork in the form of Vans/shoes if U want it. Books, little works of poetry... eventually ACTUAL paintings. Write me a bloggy blog/comment if you want to check out the weird imag...
Posted by MetalUnicorn on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 02:30:00 PST