Rosie Peanut Butter

Once upon a time in a far away land lived a jar of Peanut Butter that was so grand. Rosie Peanut was her name buttery smooth was her game. She was born on 11/19/93 and was the best little girl a Peanut could be. Never having a selfish heart, Rosie always did her part. She gave her toys at Christmas time and led her squad through every rhyme.Rosie’s tender loving soul gave in to rock n roll. She picked up a guitar and started to play she got more and more famous everyday. Singing and dancing through dozens of shows till she noticed a man in the back rows. Dressed in green with long blond hair even Brad Pitt could not compare.Fred was in love and smitten but Rosie’s hand he wasn’t gettin’. She was destined for great things she made movies and dined with kings. Her acting career only grew… awards, paparazzi and a Broadway debut.All the hard work led to distress, Fred proposed and Rosie said yes! She quit it all thinking he was the one, they had a beautiful wedding and a beautiful son. But the honeymoon didn’t last, he became lazy really fast! He drank, he smoked and was passed out in bed, didn’t hear the first words little Fred said.All Rosie could do was try to be strong but she saw so many things that were just so wrong. And this is where she is today. She needs your help she needs you to pray. She needs you to bid and please bid high she needs your money to get rid of this guy! Divorce is expensive and she may lose it all so hurry up do not stall! Lets get Fred, he’s such a creep and give sweet Rosie a new place to sleep.