There once was a man named Michael Finnagen, he went fishing with a pinnegan |
Would you bang your neighbor?Over the head with a crowbar, yes. The one upstairs is a screaming, trashy cunt that I want eliminated. The one next to me is a flaming gay boy that doesn't seem to like c...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 06:36:00 GMT |
love, love is a verb / love is a doing word / fearless on my breath |
According to your ex, you are?Depends on the day. Lately he's mad that, just because we're on friendly terms, doesn't mean I have forgotten/dismissed what a terrible person he is. So he probably doesn...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 16:59:00 GMT |
Jesus dont want me for a sunbeam / cause sunbeams are not made like me |
Do you consider yourself a Christian?Nope.What does it mean, to you, to be a Christian?As far as I can tell, it means that you believe a) there is an omnipotent being that created the earth in 7 days ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 23:04:00 GMT |
you cut me out in little stars / and place me in the sky / i lose my sense of time |
Do you have any hickies?Those are for junior high attendees, alone.How many piercings do you have?Ears and septum.Who did you last sleep with besides yourself?Sir Bradical Rapscallion VIIIDo you think...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 16:46:00 GMT |
Good morning ladies and gentlemen / boys and motherfuckin’ girls |
Have you ever tried stripping in front of your mirror?Not stripping, to my recollection. I used to practice dancing though.Do you care about the size of your boobs?I wish they were smaller, but not so...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 23:02:00 GMT |
modified features with software brains / but thats what the girls like, the geeks were right |
Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with J, C, or D?All three, I'm sure.Has anyone ever told you that they want to spend the rest of their life with you?Many have, only a couple were mature...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 23:12:00 GMT |
When silly thoughts go through my head / about the bugs and alphabet |
[1] What's one thing that would instantly make you dislike a person?Any male that calls his significant other names, especially in public. When they get riled up over a fight or seeing her flirt with ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:10:00 GMT |
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 9, or 10 / Money can’t buy you back the love that you had then |
List two facts about the last person you actually "kissed"1 Smartest person I have ever met.2 Funniest person I have ever met.What was your first thought when you looked in the mirror this morning?I s...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 13:26:00 GMT |
’High-maintenance’ means / you’re a gluttonous queen / narcissistic and mean |
How many keys are on your keychain?: Four: apartment building, my doorkey, my mom's house, and (for some reason) Mel's house.If you were given a canvas and watercolors, what would you paint?: Probably...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:49:00 GMT |
All I ever wanted was to pick apart the day / put the pieces back together my way |
[1] Are you bi?I've come to hate the term 'bi'. It conjures up images of Girls Gone Wild, doesn't it? I prefer the term omnisexual.[2] Where is your default picture taken?Outside the Trapp Door.[3] Wh...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 12:17:00 GMT |
