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About Me


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I talk to the tv because....well it talks to me first. I can't be rude and just ignore it's questions. Sometimes you gotta put tv in it's place. Don't argue with me over what actor was in which movie cuz I am right EVERY time! When I was little I was scared of the killer rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I am always down for a good zombie movie. Bad zombie movies too since there aren't many good ones. My super power is swallowing babies whole......... I want to open a chain of fastfood places called McDaniels. I'll have all the same items on the menu, I'll just take the "Mc" off the front of everything. Hopefully I'll get a lot of dumbass customers who don't know the difference between the two and think we're just another McDonalds. When the customers order "McNuggets" (instead of just "nuggets") we just won't correct them. That way I can't be sued right? I'm looking for a business partner who wants to help finance this endeavor...... I want to take a road trip to all the whorehouses in Nevada and just buy t-shirts from the giftshops. I want a collection of whorehouse t-shirts. Sometimes I punch my raspberry toaster strudel. Punch it squaw in the face!!!! Sometimes it says something that ticks me off, so the strudel has it comin'. But MOST of the time it's because my hand slips when I'm trying to squeeze the icing out of the packet. For some reason I love random Mortal Kombat reference jokes. I used to drink Dimetapp medicine when I was little because it tasted soooo good. Mmmm It's purple baby. Purple. And goddamn my profile is so prettay.
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This reminds me of Dylan and I as kids.


Oh God, I miss this show! Campus Ladies is so damn funny!

My Blog

Strange Emails From Strangers

??????????? From: cj segador Subject: so expressive kind of girl Body: i hope i would be that too "LAME" AND SOMEDAY...it would help me much as you do.. AND FIRST PRIZE GOES TO! (I didn't respond to t...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Oct 2009 14:10:00 GMT

Yoho! Let's get sloshed!

Ah, I miss romance. But those that lack romance surely miss it right? So no surprise there. I almost miss the fake enthusiasm of some. Having a lot of really weird dreams lately.In case you were wonde...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Oct 2009 09:08:00 GMT

skatchamagowza

Personal truth tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!I thought the Danzig song "Mother" was by Jim Morrison. Until very VERY recently I thought ELO's song "Evil Woman" was "Medieval Woman". If that's even the name I...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:16:00 GMT

it's not rocket science

You've got to listen to me! Elementary Chaos Theory tells us that all robots will eventually turn against their masters in an orgy of blood and the biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and the ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jun 2009 11:56:00 GMT

To my parents. Thank you and I'm sorry.

For repeatedly renting these movies from VideoTyme when I was a child and subsequently forcing you to watch the following:1. Problem Child 1 2. Problem Child 23. Addams Family Values<34. True Lies5...
Posted by on Thu, 07 May 2009 19:20:00 GMT

I'm gonna sing the song--I know the song.

Well look, one of them is my favorite of the letters. You remember when that puppet on the TV said it? And then I turned to you. I said, "that's my favorite letter." Remember? Remember? Oh damn, I'm g...
Posted by on Wed, 06 May 2009 20:01:00 GMT

Ok, I believe you. But my tommy gun don't!!!

In 2005 we get  Just Like Heaven with Reese Witherspoon. 2008 Over Her Dead Body with Eva Longoria comes out. Now in 2009 Ghost of Girlfriends Past starring Matthew McConaughey and Jennifer "I Look Li...
Posted by on Sun, 03 May 2009 14:18:00 GMT

A Lot of Fucks....

I had such a rotten day today. >_<  I very nearly almost cried up at the registers I was so fucking pissed. I don't understand how someone who doesn't know their alphabet can get a job at a book...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:14:00 GMT

Emo Cat

Not only am I hopelessly emo but apparently my cat is too. Moving her food was enough to stress her out to the point of self-harm. She'd probably slit her little kitty wrists if she had thumbs and cou...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 23:07:00 GMT

Stupid Ass Songs That Are My Jams!

Most of them are from kid shows..... O_O  Basically these are songs that, when I hear them, I can't help but get down. Sad as it is. the Mothra song (the reigning champion) Pokemon english cartoo...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 18:11:00 GMT