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Zach

She's got me shakin' in my Lee Dungarees

About Me

--the only good thing about me is my 8.5 inches of pride!-- dude i dunno i like to get wild.... yeah i said it
ask anybody me and willie don't fuck around
i like to keep shit simple, until i get bored, then it's insane
i know that made no sense at all... fuck off
a community college can teach you in two years what a university takes four... who's stupid now fuck face?
i practice the art of "fuck starting people's faces"
my favorite class is "Rock you Face off 391", i have an A
on limewire there is a genre called "Porn Groove", look it up!
Battle Royal
I think i want to take a summer off the race lawn mowers.
the Shark on my background makes me giggle
you're free friday? well fuck you spend it Hangin' with Mr. Cooper.. SNATCH
MY Stunnas Is hot like Icy
I rap like Ghondi can fast
if anyone ever wants to talk about anything, i'm your man
nine in my right 45 in my other hand
if you smoke like me then you're high like every day
i love it when you wiggle and shake it
i hate to see you leave but lovf to watch you go!
Janda is My Little Asian!
Briana is my BooBoo Kitty Fuck
the ladies call me Slap Nuts
i only go to class to get ass
except "rock your Face off 391" i love that class
i ran the naked mile in 4 minutes
Bob saget is my best friend
i have very few classes in highschool
one my off periods i like to go into the bathroom and snap one off
ya know, rub off some knuckle children
i fucking hate the tooth fairy!,the bitch rifles through my shit!
i wonder if i can get hobo stab insurnace
infact i'm going to start a company, a hobo stab insurqance company
i wanna learn how to blow shit up with my mind
yeah i got standards.. tits, ass, and drunk!
if peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles davis
i love Carrie Shaw like nerd loves math, but 4 times more
When i go to a party, i don't go to the ten, i go to the six and drink till she's an eight
Got my hat to the back and i'll feeling real Hyphy!
who has the time for taking shits
i once kicked a midget to see what it felt like, i loved it
who has more fun than me? fuck yourself if you said anything but no one
Janda Barber you are the shit
even though you annoy me and make me mad sometimes
i still love the shit out of you and then some, i mean it
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My Interests

Doin' more than one chick at the same time is up there on my "Fun things" list... Yeah i guess thats a biggie..
oh i want to kick Al Roker in the balls, i hate that fat fuck
i want to make a sex tape of me doin' Linda Bush, i'd make millions
Dude come on! you'd do it too
Don't judge me
i love reading erotic novels.... it's like porn for nerdy dudes!
shouldn't this stuff be in the about me section
i like y car
it's like sex on wheels
but not crippled sex, that's creepy

I'd like to meet:




Music:

there's not much to say about music
Ronnie James Dio... Rocked so hard it killed a man (seth)
any metallica is the shit, don't think so? then i'll just fuck start your head!
you little Bitch!
LOVE ME TENDER is the single best song in the world

Movies:

there are a select few movies that all men should see!
The big lebowski dumb and dumber
Tommy Boy
etc....