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The Beast

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About Me

On Christmas of 1978, Satan planted his seed in Suzanne Sommers. 9 months later, The Antichrist was born. I was raised in secret, and have been doing my best to put on a happy, charming facade ever since. But now the end of days is upon us, and all that's over. As soon as the precious few true believers are taken physically into heaven, my 1000 year reign of terror will begin. Free Satanic layouts at SatanSpace.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Minions, minions, and more minions. Setting up a brand new demonocracy is going to require a lot of man power. I'm a hands on kind of tormentor, but there's going to be an awful lot of you left behind. I simply can't do all the little day to day things, like branding the number of The Beast on the entire population, myself. I'm going to need help, and that's where you come in. All shall serve me, but my myspace friends will have the chance to be my priveleged, elite servants. Also, dirty minds of all kinds. Men, women, other..... I'm up for whatever.

My Blog

We Can Both Pick And Choose (Re: christianity)

Anyone who's been my "friend" for a while knows about my hobby of taking jesusy bulletins and having some fun with them. Below is a bulletin I received with a bunch of bible quotes about the infinite ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 21:42:00 GMT

Band Of The Week-Ascension

Some would say the bands of the week have not been evil enough lately. Well here ya go. Presented for your amusement, the pure, tasty blackness of Ascension. Sleep with the light on, motherfuckers.
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 20:57:00 GMT

Band Of The Week-Black President

A treat for all you serious punk fans (if you haven't already heard of these guys), this weeks band of the week is punk rock supergroup Black President, featuring Charlie Paulson of Goldfinger, and Gr...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 21:33:00 GMT

Band Of The Week-Rattlehead

You may rejoice! After a 2 month hiatus, the Band Of The Week feature returns. I have not abandoned this project, I've just had other priorities lately. I'm really going to try not to have such a long...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 20:40:00 GMT

The Revolution

Watch this. It's important. Seriously.ZEITGEISTIt is a 2 hour long movie, so you may want to download it and watch it later. Personally, I received a link to it not knowing how long it was. (And belie...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 19:15:00 GMT

Band Of The Week-Riothead

Ok, I took a week off, but back to business. The band of the week this week is Cincinnati's Riothead. Pumping out searing aural hatred in the form of some pretty brutal thrash industrial, Riothead wil...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 23:14:00 GMT

Band Of The Week-Hognose

This weeks band of the week is San Marcos' Hognose. Blending metal and southern rock with some psychdellic grooves, Hognose has a killer original sound. But if I did have to pick one band that they so...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 01:48:00 GMT

Ahhhh, christian Lameness

Haven't done one of these in a while. For those new to my friends list, I enjoy taking christian propaganda and reposting it with comments. Call it a hobby.This may make you stop and think... very tru...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:00:00 GMT

Band Of The Week-Dualistic Nature

The band of the week is Ohio's Dualistic Nature. These guys are putting out some fantastically old school industrial that really makes me nostalgic for the early nineties, when even Nine Inch Nails wa...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 01:30:00 GMT

Band Of The Week-The Bulemics

Austin's degenerate punk rockers The Bulemics have been keeping rock evil for more than 10 years now. Me? I'm more of a metal head, but I do love a good punk band now and then. As long as they're actu...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 01:59:00 GMT