Roxanne

My Name Is Roxanne...but everyone just calls me Roxy, or Rox
I wasn't taught how to say "FUCK YOU" politely.
and I know the parts of your body better than you do.
I'm analytical and overly critical, in the most unorthodox way.
I'm raw and the most vulgar little fullgrown girl you will ever meet.
I will make you uncomfortable.
I'm sardonic and sarcastic, I'm negative yet positive.
I'm a parodox most find far too complex to figure out.
I am an observer, and an extremely harsh critic.
I have no interest in people with no substance. having a soul is much hotter than your hair.
I'm extremely blunt, and extremely rectitudinous, however I am able to see everyones point of view.
I'm vague, yet I will get my point across comprehensively.
I know myself better than anyone, and I usually dive headfirst into disaster areas that I've weaved myself.
I'm strange. I differ from the norm with my penchant for contradiction, but usually in a way that addicts more.
I have few friends, but many know my name.
I have a personality to rival your own.
I don't associate with the people that make this world a sad place and neither should you.
I have your tea ready, spiked with Methamphetamine sulphate, cookies laced with lsd. I hide razorblades in apples. Do join me darling....
I'd probably take a bullet for you...you'd most likely put one through me.
You didn't mean to love me back, but you know you did.
Sometimes you can see right through me.
Thunder storms could never stop me.
When those first feelings fade, I'll still be here.
L'amour est un mensonge.
You could only wish you knew what was going through my head.
That's right, I'm a damn ninja...
If I don't like you, I won't attempt to hide it & I'll tell you what you can do with a lemon & where to shove it.
I am opinionated yet open minded.
I'm independent. I don't define myself by who I am dating or who I am friends with.
I'm stronger every day.
If I went to school with you & I didn't like you then, I still don't like you. Fuck off.
You will probably be kissing my ass in a few months.
I'm going to take over the world. mark my words.
My friends are the best anyone could ask for. I'd die without them. seriously.
I'm not here to impress anyone, if you don't like me or what you're reading, leave now..you should've left sooner.
Don't shit talk, you're just insecure.
I have morals, you have herpes.
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