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Michael

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About Me

These things are a waste of time. I probably think too much of myself but to hell with those who don't agree. lol, if you want to know anything in particular it's best just to ask me.
Name: Michael
Birthdate: April 22, 1982
Birthplace: Chattanooga, TN
Current Location: same damn place
Eye Color: Greenish-blue
Hair Color: varies
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 145
Piercings: Only my lip nowadays
Tatoos: none
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: not right now
Overused Phraze: No shit?
FAVORITES
Food: Fettucini alfredo
Candy: Godiva dark chocolate with raspberry bar
Number: 42
Color: Red
Animal: Dogs
Drink: Long Island
Alcohol Drink: Long Island with extra vodka!
Bagel: Asiago sliced and toasted please!
Letter: I always come back to the letter "G"
Body Part on Opposite sex: Hands
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: never again!
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberries
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot tea but only if I'm eating Chinese food!
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate icecream FTW?
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Without my coffee in the morning I'm a real bitch
Kiss or Hug: Hugs
Dog or Cat: I had the dog before Paris Hilton... slut
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: Summer time and drinks by the pool
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Fuck that I want a fantasy film!
Love or Money: Life would suck without love
YOUR...
Bedtime: Whenever I can't go anymore
Most Missed Memory:
Best phyiscal feature: I sorta liked the whole package lol
First Thought Waking Up: damn I need to pee
Goal for this year: spend more time with my friends
Best Friends: David, Rusty, Maggie
Weakness: Free booze. I wish I could add kryptonite to this list. :(
Fears: Being lied to by someone I love
Heritage: German
Longest relationship: 18 months
Ever Drank: Yes, often
Ever Smoked: Yes, but I've given it up. Makes everything smell like shit.
Pot: Yes and no desire to do it again
Ever been Drunk: A couple of times lol
Ever been beaten up: Only one attempted beating. My phone didn't survive. Does that count?
Ever beaten someone up: No
Ever Shoplifted: I stole like 4 nails from the hardware store when I was five years old
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Whenever I get an opportunity
Been Dumped Lately: I'm not sure how that worked exactly but I am happy where I'm at now :P
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Blue
Favorite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long: Short
Height: 5'10+
Style: You've gotta give me something to work with...
Looks or Personality: Personality
Hot or Cute Cute
Drugs and Alcohol: Alcohol is okay but from now on check the drugs at the door please
Muscular or Really Skinny: meh, not a big issue to me
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: However many life landed me in a good position as of this moment. Regrets? Only a few but those can't be changed. :)
What country do you want to Visit: 1) Norway 2) Japan 3) China
How do you want to Die: I hope I'm old and healthy when it happens. A hover-car accident perhaps?
Been to the Mall Lately: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: They're quite lovely this time of year
Get along with your Parents: Yes
Health Freak: About 4 days out of the week lol
Do you think your Attractive: Yes
Believe in Yourself: Yes
Want to go to College: Been there, done that
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Drink: Yes
Shower Daily: Yes
Been in Love: Yes
Do you Sing: Only when I'm alone because it would be very cruel
Want to get Married: Yes
Do you want Children: Yes, but only two
Have your future kids names planned out: I do but that's my little secret
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: The V Card has been returned
Hate anyone: No, I can honestly say I don't hate a single person

My Interests

Movies, viewing pop-culture from the sideline, people watching, neat stuff, video games, piercings, round shiny things, maraschino cherries, licking, music, tattoos, China

I'd like to meet:

Someone who doesn't bitch at me every three seconds.

Music:

Avril Lavigne, Dave Matthews, Chingy, The Pixies, Linkin Park, Weezer, Our Lady Peace, Jimmy Eat World, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Midnight Oil, The Strokes, U2, Elton John, Live, Offspring, R.E.M., The Verve, Blink 182, Vertical Horizon, Kraftwerk, Garth Brooks, Goldfinger, My Chemical Romance, Jet, Fuel, The Beatles, Dead Kennedys, Electric Light Orchestra, 10,000 Maniacs, The Eagles, CCR, Goldfinger, Slipknot, Bob Dylan, The Darkness, The White Stripes, Men At Work, Moby, Verve Pipe, Nico, No Doubt, Dashboard Confessional, Blink 182, AFI, Lostprophets, Dead Kennedys, CCR, Graham Parker, Radiohead, Modest Mouse, The Libertines, Fall Out Boy, Skye Sweetnam, Simple Plan, 4 Strings, Butterfly Boucher

Movies:

X2: X-Men United, Almost Famous, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, FLCL, The Fifth Element, The Royal Tenenbaums, Indiana Jones, Army of Darkness, Bubba Ho-Tep, The Killer, Punch-Drunk Love, A.I., Escape from New York, Lost in Translation, The Abyss, Die Hard, Hitchcock films, Ikiru, O' Brother, Where Art Thou?, Full Metal Jacket, Brazil, 2001: A Space Odyssey, A.I., The Matrix, Lord of the Rings, Once Upon a Time in America, The Big Lebowski, Time Bandits, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Spaceballs, Clerks, Band of Brothers, Kill Bill, Treasure of the Sierra Madre, Finding Nemo, The 400 Blows, Rashomon, The Godfather, Magnolia, Field of Dreams, Gangs of New York, Nowhere in Africa, Day of the Dead, Alien(s), The Thing, My Own Private Idaho, Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind, What Dreams May Come, M, Contact

Television:

Don't really watch TV... but do we really need anything other than Futurama? Oh yeah, Red Dwarf!

Books:

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Da Vinci Code, Harry Potter, anything by Michael Creighton, Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Stand, Dreamcatcher, The Pythons Autobiography, A Home at the End of the World, Fahrenheit 451, A Confederacy of Dunces, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Interview With The Vampire

Heroes:

Spider-Man He's just so darn spiffy..

My Blog

The best thing outta Virginia

That's the sound of fucking freedom!! oh yeah!!!
Posted by Michael on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 08:39:00 PST

Ill wait

For what it's worth. Even when I may come home with empty hands for the rest of my life.
Posted by Michael on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:04:00 PST

The Books of Bokonon (and how I missed out on Harry Potter)

Tiger got to hunt,Bird got to fly;Man got to sit and wonder, "Why, why, why?"Tiger got to sleep,Bird got to land;Man got to tell himself he understand.(feeling like a truck ran me over and missing out...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:33:00 PST

I would kill for a cig right now

Seriously, I would rip someone's fucking head off right now for one if they held back. I quit about three months ago but goddamn it's hard sometimes. :(
Posted by Michael on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 08:18:00 PST

So I'm going to save the world

I sold my RX8 and bought a cute little Prius. How the hell can I argue with 60 mpg? Now I'm awaiting my thank you letter from Al Gore and Company.
Posted by Michael on Tue, 22 May 2007 06:22:00 PST

i saw a refrigerator ran over today

i saw a refrigerator ran over today Oh she was black on one sidewhite on the otheroh motherfucker motherfuckerthe damn refrigerator is deadoh by the way, thanks for fixingthe broken handleran over by ...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 05:45:00 PST

The Wii is great and all but

this boy is all over trying to surf the net on that little sexy machine. If my laptop breaks again I'll take it as a message from God and relocate to an Amish village somewhere to the north.
Posted by Michael on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 02:54:00 PST

Happy New Year!

Figured I'd better make this before getting totally trashed partied out tonight :DI have a lot to look forward to this year. The World Series, Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, starting afresh, a new job, getting t...
Posted by Michael on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 02:57:00 PST

Good luck

I mean this to anyone and everyone who think it should mean something. Do well in life and be happy. There's no one in the world who will hand you happiness on a silver platter because it's something ...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 09:15:00 PST

Money really can't buy the best things

I'm sitting here listening to music with a cup of coffee in my hands, looking around at the cards and letters from friends, reading the words on the screen that translate into emotion, and I can't hel...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 09:12:00 PST