Some guy told me I was a bitch today. I told him he was right.
When I was a little tot, I wanted to live in one of those houses on the background set of America's Funniest Home Videos, not taking into consideration that they were one dimensional.
I like false eyelashes. Young good-looking men in suits creep me out. (I think they are all Patrick Bateman.) I really love my friends. I am petrified of down escalators, zombies, and parasites. I always carry chap stick. I often have to rely on Lindsay to help me get dressed.
I could watch this all day:
