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Name: brian turd
Birthday: september 16 1971
Birthplace: 'goula missisippi
Current Location: gulf port .... down some girls throat..
Eye Color: sometimes red
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6' 4
Right Handed or Left Handed: whichever one feels good at the time
Your Heritage: scandanavian warrior
The Shoes You Wore Today: chucks
Your Weakness: poontang
Your Fears: poontang diseases
Your Perfect Pizza: meat and cheese and some meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: school
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: wuzzup?
Thoughts First Waking Up: wheres da' shitta?
Your Best Physical Feature: what do you think im gonna say?
Your Bedtime: sometimes too late
Your Most Missed Memory: too many too name and way too personal.
Pepsi or Coke: cocaine
MacDonalds or Burger King: the king cuz he's creepy as fuck
Single or Group Dates: whichever works out
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea plunge !!! ya heard?
Cappuccino or Coffee: beaners
Do you Smoke: oh yeah
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: if thats what you call it
Do you Shower Daily: not really
Have you Been in Love: yep
Do you want to go to College: yep
Do you want to get Married: not again
Do you believe in yourself: yep
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: what?
Are you a Health Freak: hell no
Do you get along with your Parents: me and mom are cool.
Do you like Thunderstorms: and neon lights
Do you play an Instrument: yep
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: what do you think?
In the past month have you Smoked: same as above
In the past month have you been on Drugs: same as above
In the past month have you gone on a Date: same as above
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: seriously no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: pussy?
In the past month have you been on Stage: uh huh
In the past month have you been Dumped: what?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: what?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no.. stealings for niggers
Ever been Drunk: not me
Ever been called a Tease: not me
Ever been Beaten up: not me
Ever Shoplifted: not me
How do you want to Die: gettin laid
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a little spaceman
What country would you most like to Visit: amsterdam .... is that in holland?
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The Brian Turd Record

It's never easy to ask for money but we'll never get this last record out without the help of Brian's friens. Let's pull together and show the world what a great rocker it lost. Now we've got a lot mo...
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Sorry.. if it initi..ally freak..ed some of you out to see a bulle..tin/blog po..sted from Brian..'s accou..nt. Thank..s to Katie.. for crack..ing the code and getti..ng in. She must have watch..ed on...
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Matty Luv - You And Me In Davie

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funniest shit ever!!!!!

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