About Me
I drink Sour Mash Whiskey, Kentucky Straight Bourbon, Single Malt Scotch Whisky and Vodka (just not at the same time). Im aware of the difference between Whiskey and Whisky (yes, i actually went and looked it up). Fuck you I dont drink alot, just often. I used to smoke Camel Lights, lit only by a Zippo, and Dominican Cigars, lit only with a cedar match. Still carry the same zippo, Ive managed to keep it for 7 years. I chew Redman tobacco. I used to work in a hardware store, now I sell industrial equipment. I have a collection of hunting knives, love America, hate Bush and for the amount of movies I watch, I'm not a movie buff. Camp is life. Fanny packs are nerdy. Im a fan of all things old school, although sometimes new and improved is the way to go. I used to drive Chevys that get piss poor gas mileage, after which I was operating a 1987 Buick Electra Estate Wagon, black with fake wood paneling. The gas mileage was awful and I fucking loved it. As a matter of convenience, I was operating a 2000 Oldsmobile Alero, decent enough vehicle. I now am operating a 2007 Chevy TrailBlazer, and its fucking excellent, long live Chevy Trucks. I read Maxim, hate Entertainment Weekly, and I pretend to read the Times. My sense of humor is dry, and sarcasm is excellent. I'm a regular at Tierneys - makes life easier when the bartenders know your drink. Charcoal, not gas grills are the only way to go, and you have to use the real charcoal, non of this match light stuff. I know who murdered President John F. Kennedy and it was not Lee Oswald. Apparently the history books are wrong. Again. On September 9, 2007 Rob Diess, a good friend passed away, he will always be missed.
