Queen of Quips© profile picture

Queen of Quips©

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me


Get More Graphics at pYzam.com
Get More Graphics at pYzam.com


Myspace Layouts


Myspace Layouts - Myspace Editor - Image Hosting

New year, New attitude. Thank You Lord for allowing me to see another! "07" is going to be my year! Those who know me well (which are very few), know that I am a funny, empathetic,intelligent, nympho,lol! Those who dont, just wont! I'm like an iceberg. You can only see the tip, cause all else is hidden beneth the surface. Don't try to judge me because: "You may Think you know, but YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: #1-Nelly
Waking up: Be Encouraged-William Becton
Average day: Every Day I'm Hustling-Rick Ross
First date: Be good to you- Vivian Green
Falling in love: You-Jesse Powel
Love scene: Say It- Ne-yo
Fight scene: Never Scared- Bone Crusher
Breaking up: Gotta Go-Vivian Green
Getting back together: Come back to bed- John Myer
Secret love: Dont Matter- Akon
Life's okay: Beautiful- Christina Agulleria
Mental breakdown: Breaking dishes- Rihanna
Driving: On the Grind- Nelly
Learning a lesson: Order my steps-GMWA Women of Worship
Deep thought: Me Time- Heather Headly
Flashback: Do you remember- Jill Scott
Partying: Na Na Na Na- Nelly
Happy dance: Dont Stop The Music- Rihanna
Regreting: I'm no Good-Amy Winehouse
Long night alone: Because I Got High- Afroman
Death scene: Die for you- Nelly
Closing credits: Time- Neyo
Take this survey | Find more surveys | MySpace Surveys
Bzoink - The Original Survey Site ..END BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
Myspace LayoutsBrandy
&
Perry 92% Compatible Brandy and Perry have been romantically-together for a long time. That alone demonstrates a degree of compatibility. Similar personality descriptions are a plus. Their shared faith will help form a bond between them. They both drink, so there is no incompatibility there. Both are also sports fans, and that can bring people together. Brandy may complain that Perry is too sloppy. They share a favorite season, and that is good. And their views on children are similar. Overall, Brandy and Perry are highly compatible. They are capable of having a beautiful relationship together.
The Dating Compatibility Test by Dating Diversions
The ultimate x-rated sex survey by terell18
Do you love sex?: Absolutely
How often do you like to have sex?: As often as possible
How many position do you like to try in one session?: As many as possible
What is your favorite position?: Doggy style till i'm flat on my stomach or Scissors
Do you like to be f**ked, made love to or just have sex?: FUCKED
Are you willing to try any an everything?: As long as it dont involve messing w/his ass! EWW
Have you ever cheated and found yourself doing things you dont do with your significant other?: No
How many nuts have you gotten in one night?: 10+ i lost count
Have you played out your sexual fantasy?: Yes, thanks Daddy!
Do you like f**king (girlz-1 guy and 2 girl or 2 guys) (guys 1 girl an 2 guys or 2 girls 1 guy): Both
Can your significant other make you cum at least 10 time in one nite-girls(guys can your girl make you cum at least 2 times): Absolutely, thats why I love him!
Are you a screamer?: Hell Yes. The neighbors hate us, lol!
Have you ever had your had your (girls-pussy ate to the point you that you couldn't control your body)(guys-sucked so good that you bust in 5min): Yes it was amazing! Thanks Daddy!
Do you like anal?: As long as u stay deep.
Have you ever tried it?: Duh!
What's the wildest thing you've ever done?: It's too much for myspace,lol!
Where's the wildest place you ever done it?: Hood of a car.
Have you ever (girls-rode a dick while he was in your a**/ guys have you ever had a girl ride you while you f**ked her in the a**?): Yes
Have you ever (girls- had a dick in your a** in every position/ guys- f**cked a girl in her a** in every position): Yes
Was this survey to much for you to handle?: U must not know bout me,lol!
Take this survey | Find surveys
Pimp My Profile

My Interests

this is my "Daily Grind" box. it will serve as a forum for me to write down my random thoughts and events for the day so that i dont have to blog about every damn thing!

12/6/07
-6:10am Best Nut Ever!
Daddy woke me up and started my day off right!
I knew it would be a beautiful day!

-7:00am Mellow'd out to ipod while getting my mind right

-morning class was cancelled
thank u Lord!i got 2 sleep late

-spent an hour in modernism class trying to decifer a 8pg story
tell my professor that this story is much harder than yesterday's to which he replies:
"Hey it's modernism"

-turned in my research paper & picked up my final

-2 classes down 2 classes 2 go
-2 steps closer 2 success!!

-4:00pm cooked dinner, blaze

-remainder of night spent doing what we do best,lol

12/5/07
-plugged in my ipod to see that it's working again. u have no idea how estatic i'm 2 have my music back!!

-stole the idea for this box from my cousin, Thanx Za

-gave my speech in interculltural communications class (my teacher loved it as well as the class) meaning i technically dont have to go back because it served as the final

-i'm thinking about blowing off my class tonight depending on how much it snows
I HATE WINTER

-called my bro to find out that it's snowing much worse at his college and to laugh at him,lol!!

-adopted a small cat thats been hanging around my apt for the past week


MyHotComments

MyHotComments

MyHotComments

MySpace Generators
MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts
MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts
MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts



MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts
MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts
MyHotComments
MyHotComments



Get More Graphics at pYzam.com

Profile Graphics - MyspaceBarn.com Music, urban writings and erotica. SEX, SEX, and more SEX.
Happy Butts
Seven Deadly Sins Survey:

Wrath
Who did you last get angry with? Perry
What is your weapon of choice? Anything Sharp
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Ofcourse
How about the same sex? I'll hit anybody
Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Perry
What is your pet peeve? Lies
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? If u get on my bad side, ur there 4 life!
Sloth
What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't? Work on my book
What is the latest you've ever woken up? 3:00 pm
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? David
What is the last lame excuse that you made? I've been soo busy
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Yea
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning? none
Gluttony
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Iced Carmel Latte
Are you a meat eater? Yes
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Too much to remember
Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits? Somtimes
Do you enjoy candy and sweets? Sweets, not candy
Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods? Salty
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"? lmao, no
Greed
How many credit cards do you own? 2
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? Build a group home for pregnant teenagers
Would you rather be rich or famous? Rich
Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks? Hell Yea
Pride
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of? Going back to school
What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? Staying on the Dean's List
What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life? Open my own Group Home
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Yes!
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? All the time
Have you ever cheated to get a better score? I dont need 2 cheat
What did you do today that you're proud of? Spent time w/Donavin
Lust
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)? Too many 2 count
How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)? About 5
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation? Yes
What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice? Penis
Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons? No, but it sounds interesting
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Yes
Envy
What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Big Breast!! lol
Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Tia, she owns a nice house
If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be? Trina
Have you ever been cheated on? Yes
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Big Breast
What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Patience/ Ability 2 forgive
What deadly sin...
Do you do the most often? Lust
Do you do the least often? Envy
Is your favorite to act on? Lust
Take this survey or other MySpace Surveys at PimpSurveys.com

I'd like to meet:


Profile Graphics - MyspaceBarn.com
MySpace Comments Graphics
Profile Graphics - MyspaceBarn.comI have a gift for reading people. I can size someone up usually within the first sentence that comes out of their mouths. I said all that to say that the following are all very gifted people, whom I believe have been touched by God. NELLY!!!! God I love that man. Not only is he one of the sexiest men on the planet, a very gifted/ talented rapper, but he also gives back to his people. Not to mention he is a brillant entrepreneur! What more could you possibly want? LIL Wayne, this man has a gift for writing. If you listen to his lyrics, the metaphors that he uses are amazing. T.I., you canot deny that this man has been touched by the man upstairs. He also has a gift for writing and using mataphors, but the way he carries himself is like no other man I have ever seen.He's no nonsense, like myself. Tyrese, well he's just sexy as a mother.
Myspace Layouts

Music:


I listen to all kinds of music, be it R&B, rap, country, blues, jazz. From the classical to the club, you name it I love it. (except for gogo, I hate that shit!!!) I am a firm believer that there is a song for almost any ocassion.

Movies:

READ A BOOK!!!!!!!!!!Woman Catches Man Cheating Over Radio

Blood Diamond, Memoirs of A Geisha, Apocolypto, The Notebook, Baby Boy, The Color Purple, The Count of Monte Cristo (people sleep on that movie, but it is very good)Bad Boys II, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, Good Fellas. Last but certainly not least:Porn, lots and lots of porn, lol.

Television:



SIMPSONS!!! My wife and kids, In Living Color, The Chappelle Show, South Park,Family Guy, Scrubs, Nip Tuck, The Wire, Flavor Of Love, Weeds Myspace Contact Tables

Books:



Erotica, urban tales, psychology books are also very interseting, you should pick one up. Anything by Zane and Noire (who by the way is also a very talented writer, a little twisted, but talented none the less). *Only U* *Only U* *Only U* *Only U* *Only U* *Only U* *Only U* *Only U* *Only U* Click here to make Falling Objects *Only U* *Only U* *Only U* *Only U* *Only U* *Only U* *Only U* *Only U* *Only U* *Only U* *Only U* *Only U* *Only U* *Only U* *Only U*

Heroes:

Jesus. I tend to not look up to man, because they always dissapoint you. ..

My Blog

My purpose in life

everyone has goals and aspirations in life, cause without them you can never progress. you'll work yourself into the grave just trying to make ends meet for the rest of your life. but people dont thin...
Posted by Queen of Quips© on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 06:28:00 PST

Envy & Jealousy

Yall know i'm always trying to kick knowledge. I just got some things I feel the need to explain. Envy and jealousy are two topics that no one wants to speak about. Unless ofcourse they're saying...
Posted by Queen of Quips© on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 04:12:00 PST

In Love w/the Strippers!!

okay, so I went to Norma Jeans for the first time last. for those who dont know Norma Jeans is a female strip club in downtown baltimore. now i've been to male strip clubs before but i've never been t...
Posted by Queen of Quips© on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 03:13:00 PST

Make It Work

"Sometime I love you more than you'll ever know. Other times you get on my nerves. That's just reality. No it cant always be, Kisses, Hugs, and Beautiful Words......" "This can only be as good as...
Posted by Queen of Quips© on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 09:38:00 PST

Day from Hell to match the Week from Hell!

many of you do not know what kind of week i've been having because i'm not one to complain. it solves nothing and is a sign of weakness. i always try to look on the bright side however i believe that ...
Posted by Queen of Quips© on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 05:20:00 PST

Another one bites the dust: Leave my Man Alone

Ladies, ladies, ladies. lol, what can i say. another female attempted to get at my man today and, like all the others, was shot down!   i dont know what makes you ladies think that you'll be the ...
Posted by Queen of Quips© on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 09:07:00 PST

i am who i am

i'm tired of trying to explain to people why i am the way i am and do the things i do. i dont know who people expect me to be and i really dont give a damn, but i'm not goanna change or "tone it down"...
Posted by Queen of Quips© on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:02:00 PST

Temptation: Everything Happens For a Reason

I watch Maury damn near everyday, and I've laughed at the females who were stupid enough to cheat on a good man. As women we already know that there is a shortage of good men (especially good bla...
Posted by Queen of Quips© on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 08:50:00 PST

Afternoon Delight

An Excerpt from one of my stories,enjoy and try not to blow your wad, lol!              When he opened the door I was laid across the bed in a ba...
Posted by Queen of Quips© on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 09:41:00 PST

The point of Marriage?

Lately I have been pressured by alot of my friends and family about marriage. My question is, What is the big fucking deal?!! I have no problem spending the rest of my life with my man. What I do have...
Posted by Queen of Quips© on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 09:30:00 PST