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Jagmat

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About Me

Hey. Name's Jagmat. The ugnacious JAGMAT WRELKMINK of the FORMLESS LORDS - that's my full handle - but Jagmat'll do just fine. On a good day, when I've had plenty to eat, I'm a little over six feet tall. My skin is a gorgeous glossy pale pink, but like the rest of me I can change that at will. Most of the time I look kinda like a blangmange that's just exploded. Hey, what can I tell you? I'm a demon from Hell. Believe me or don't, 's'all the same to me...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Sam Enthoven. You heard of him? No? GOOD. You heard of a book called The Black Tattoo? No? GOOD. I don't know how that whey-faced glasses-wearing little blood-sack managed to find out so much about us demons, but when I catch up with him - YOU READING THIS, ENTHOVEN? - I tell you, he's gonna regret it. He must think he's pretty sharp, blabbing Hell's secrets over half your planet. He must feel pretty pleased with himself, oh yeah, with his www.theblacktattoo.com looking all gooey and tentacley an' stuff. Well, we'll just see how he feels when I pick him up by the [CENSORED], wrap my suckers round his [CENSORED], and [CENSORED] his [CENSORED] until the snilgs run out of his phlorklocks. Not so clever then, I'll bet. URP. 'Scuse me.

My Blog

5. THE ENTHOVEN IS DEAD!

THE ENTHOVEN IS DEAD!HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! HAAAH! HAAAAAH! HAAAAAAAH! HAAAAAAAA-URP! 'Scuse me. After all this waitin', I can tell yer& VENGEANCE TASTES GOOD!Yew didn't believe I'd do it, after al...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 09:16:00 GMT

4. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!

I've found him! After six munfs on your pit of a planet at last I'VE FOUND THE ENTHOVEN! 'Ere's how...Fact: Enthoven writes what 'e knows. He set a lot of his 'orrible book THE BLACK TATTOO in the Wes...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 01:43:00 GMT

3. FRIENDS GOOOOOD!

Thank you Mr Price, and all other good friends. You have helped me get through wot was a very tough time, and now I am INSPIRED AGIN.Am trying another way, going underground for a while, as I stalk th...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 05:21:00 GMT

2. Still hungry...

PFEH!! Six weeks alone on this petri-dish planet and I STILL AIN'T EATEN ME AN ENTHOVEN. Well I'll tell yer - URP ('scuse me) - iss not for want of trying, that's fer sure. Okay, I'll admit, things ai...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 00:48:00 GMT

1. "If you can't eat 'em..."

Jagmat here, straight from Hell and SPITTING MAD. Have you seen it? Have you SEEN the website this Enthoven's put together? Check it out...http://www.theblacktattoo.comCan you believe that? The nerve ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 09:43:00 GMT