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josh

the zinfandel pegasus: a 21st century fox.

About Me

the manson family jams in the hundred acre woods.

My Interests

TURBOJUGEND ORANGE AND PANNONIA (POOP), falconry, high stakes backgammon, squirrelhawking, pooping at work stories, inadvertent slap bracelet suicides, throwing ripe produce at stucco, the neighbors, blushing.

I'd like to meet:

the kids. they're alright.

Music:

september gurls, glad girls, teenage gurls, girl god, bad girl, more songs about chocolate and girls, and girl.

Movies:

anything with cat juggling

Television:

sherwood schwartz

Books:

sherwood anderson

Heroes:

kim fowley, fred rogers, and patience worth.

My Blog

it's come to this

1. Of all the bands & artists in your collection, which one do you own the most albums by? ramones2. What was the last song you listened to?we close tonight - the who3. What's in your record playe...
Posted by josh on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 05:17:00 PST

just a guess...

...but i'm thinking that these guys are gonna need a name change. katrina and the waves i'm walking on egg shells...whoa oh....
Posted by josh on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 04:26:00 PST

patrick duffy is cooler than tom verlaine

     There's a certain stigma amongst the young artistic and creative people in America today that troubles me greatly.  It is the product of propaganda heaved down our gullet...
Posted by josh on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 10:56:00 PST

profile of the week .1 8/26

this 34 year old bass player looks like Leo Johnson from Twin Peaks. second picture in his gallery. "new shoes."Staceman the Bassmancompare with leo johnson (below):Tschüss!joxoxosh...
Posted by josh on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 12:59:00 PST

remix!

1) When I was a kid, after school I: ate a candy bar and watched donahue and major astro.2) This one time when I was high: my car was commandeered by kate after a severe paranoid-one-liter-frozen-moch...
Posted by josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

storms are brewin' in your eyes

1) Use the first letters of band/artist names to spell your name:JosieCottonOliviaNewtonJohnSuzieQuatroHayleyMills 2) Have you ever had a song written about you?yeah it's called josh's song by the ama...
Posted by josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bored in the USA: fighting sleep apnea with french blues

1)My uncle once: fed the ceo of coca cola a urinal cake disguised as a raspberry tart. 2)Never in my life: will i get over not getting the girl(s). 3)When I was five: i saw roddy piper smash a r...
Posted by josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

michelle g is my muse

YOUR FRESHMAN YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL copy and change your answers and repost! [What year was it?] 1993-1994 [What were your three favorite bands?] ramones, gwar, and the cult [What was yo...
Posted by josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

if i do things like this it will distract me from self hate. like brandy and mike nesmith.

First best friend: my mom or television or mcdonalds. First car: 78 toyota celica. First date: die hard 3 and dunkin donuts with danielle patruno. it got ugly. First real kiss: see above. late b...
Posted by josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

toxic kizmet and the quincenera au-go-go

yesterday was like....uummmm. undersweetened cream of wheat. bland, but satisfying. started drinking and drugging at 11:00 am while new tires were being put on the male escort. shane and i watched...
Posted by josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST