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Joe(y)!

I'll take Colin Firth as my Mr. Darcy any day!

About Me

It's cold. I'm not warm and I wonder if I ever will be warm again. Oh goodness, I just don't know, and I don't think that I ever will! I guess that maybe...just maybe, I'll go inside and be warm. If I can't be warm inside, should I just stay outside? It's cold in Flagstaff...I think I'll stay inside. Here I am, inside. It's warm...might be just a little too warm if you ask me. I guess I'll just haver to adjust to it. It's better than being cold... Oh hi Dennis, how are you? Oh, I'm great! I think that maybe...just maybe...we can go make out! Wow, you're such a good kisser...almost as good as a kisser as me. Yep...not bad at all. Pas du tout. I don't feel like speaking french right now. Should I study turkish instad? No, I think I'll just be at peace. God, this is so annoying, I'm going to stop typing now.
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An Alien What Should You Be For Halloween?
You Are Not Scary
Everyone loves you. Isn't that sweet? How Scary Are You?

My Interests

Taking walks, architecture, a new found appreciation for 80's music, , eating cheese, drinking diet coke, drinking regular coke, playing my piano, writing short stories, writing novels, watching movies, making movies ... grins..., great music, and metting fascinating people. Any more f**king questions!? , then you better friggin' ask me yourself.I love the mall. I wish the mall could be my ringtone.

I'd like to meet:

Just looking for friends. Will you by my friend? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nly-bfguf4k http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWVnPlUCrf8

Music:

Liz Phair, the Killers, Natalie Imbruglia, Blondie, The Doobie Bros., Billy Idol, Sezen Aksu, Orgy, Sarah MacLachlan, TaTu, Alanis Morisette, Tarkan, Nilgül, Les Negrés Vertes, The Bangles, Joe Dassin, Bebe Jordy, Garbage, Camille, The Bangles, Slipknot, Disturbed, Carla Bruni, Mandy Moore, Tori Amos, Fiona Apple, U2, Ryan Adams, The Coors, Meja, Long Beach Dub All-Stars, Sublime, Christina Aguilera, No Doubt, Franz Ferdinand, Celine Dion, Michelle Branch, Vanessa Carlton, Pink, CupCakes, Bjork, Bif Naked, Green Day, and lots more. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xV9A4v6G3E

Movies:

Kill Bill, Hotel Rwanda, Jackie Brown, Dr. Zchivago (spelling?), Scary Movie 3, Saw, Heartbreakers, Legally Blonde, GalaxyQuest, Mean Girls, Rear Window, Life or Something Like it, Girl Interupted, War of the Worlds (old and new), Anchorman, Wedding Crashers, But I'm a Cheerleader, Day After Tomorrow, EdTV, Can't Hardly Wait, Meet the Fockers, Independence Day, and of course, Snakehead Terror (God, that movie was the most awful thing I've ever seen, so I had to list it). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FnAqeVo1j8

Television:

Getting into TV a lot more lately... Nip/Tuck definately, Seinfeld, 8 Simple Rules, Bernie Mac, and Rocko's Modern Life. :P Gilmore Girls! Yay, the Gilmore Girls! I can't believe Loralai and Chris got married in Paris!! gasps!!

Books:

Animal Farm (George Orwell), Great Expectations (Charles Dickens), To Kill a Mockingbird (Harper Lee), and Pride and Prejudice (Jane Austen) are my favorite books. Mr. Winkle!

Heroes:

Tom, of Course!

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You're Thailand!
Calmer and more staunchly independent than almost all those around you, you have a long history of rising above adversity. Recent adversity has led to questions about your sexual promiscuity and the threat of disease, but you still manage to attract a number of tourists and admirers. And despite any setbacks, you can really cook a good meal whenever it's called for. Good enough to make people cry.
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My Blog

Istanbül, not Constantinople

So... for those of you who don't know already, I got accepted into the study abroad program this summer in France.  I'm very excited!  I will be studying in Annecy, France for the entire mon...
Posted by Joe(y)! on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 01:14:00 PST

Freakin' Banu Umayya

So today I finally had my largely anticipated Midterm in my History of Islam Class... Through Part One...did great.  I was supposed to correctly identify 6 of the 10 on the list...I knew 9 of the...
Posted by Joe(y)! on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 10:02:00 PST

Nobody likes you when you're 23...

So I haven't posted a blog in a while, so I figured that I would grace everyone with my meaningless words and aphorisms.  Anyone who knows me, knows I can't get pretty shitty around this time of ...
Posted by Joe(y)! on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 07:58:00 PST

Genital Herpes and Cordless TV's

     As my brother and I walked into his new apartment in Towson on Saturday, we were  welcomed by his girlfriend and her two friends.       "Josh, I ...
Posted by Joe(y)! on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:39:00 PST

Tampons

So...even though I'm quitting Bed, Bath, and Beyond, I think it was inevitable after a night that I worked a few nights ago.  You see, at the end of the night, someone has to clean the bathrooms....
Posted by Joe(y)! on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 12:25:00 PST

Billy and His Uncle Dave

    "Billy, look at me," Aunt Sarah said to him, kneeling down.  "My brother, Uncle Dave,  is gonna take care of you until we can figure out what to do, Okay?"   &nb...
Posted by Joe(y)! on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 06:48:00 PST

Tofurkey and Hotels of Sin

For the sake of writing a blog and because I'm extremely bored, I thought that I would give everyone the lowdown on what's been going on with me lately!  i.e. Thanksgiving break and last nig...
Posted by Joe(y)! on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 11:41:00 PST

I invented Post-its

So tonight, I had a lot of fun...in fact, I'm still really fucking drunk!  I went to San Felipe's every Thrusday night as pre-usual and got shitface with Natalie.  All we did tonight was dri...
Posted by Joe(y)! on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 12:25:00 PST

Maryland

In case anyone cares, I'm back in Maryland for Thanksgiving!
Posted by Joe(y)! on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 11:24:00 PST

A confession...

All right everyone, I have a confession... I really like Paris Hilton!  God, I'm so gay...
Posted by Joe(y)! on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:24:00 PST