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Becky

I suppose they don't let Jews into Hogwarts.

About Me



The origin of my name is defined as the ability to tie up animals before they are slaughtered.

This is a picture of a monkey:

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My Interests

kids meals
mary jane shoes
coffee filters
stiltwalking
mom clothes

I'd like to meet:



Arianna Huffington
Perez Hilton
Golda Meir

Here are some things to check out:

Sugarloot

http://www.glitterinthewater.blogspot.com

Some Videos

http://www.socialitecommentary.blogspot.com

More Videos

Article about comedy at Emerson College

Music:



Movies:


Okay, I just want to say that I was at the video store the other day deciding whether or not I should buy Annie Hall because I do not own it in DVD format or She-Devils on Wheels . It was a toss up. I ended up going with the latter.

Television:

The Golden Girls
SNL
The Office
Six Feet Under
30 Rock
Weeds
That's So Raven
Boy Meets World
The Sarah Silverman Program
The Annual Puppy Bowl
Pet Star

Books:

Catch-22
Clown Girl
Wigfield

My Blog

Hoo R Yoo Where-ing?

Okay, I have been receiving message after message about my lack of bloggage.Well, after spending a whole two weeks without internet in my home and a temp job which gave me no time to blog, I'm back.He...
Posted by Becky on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 05:59:00 PST

A Coupe of Sisters...Sister.

Ugh, I'm so sorry I haven't been posting. Since I am moving into a new place at the moment, I'm without Internet or cable. Considering the free-basing habit I've recently been introduced to, it migh...
Posted by Becky on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 08:53:00 PST

Underoveroverunder

Eh-ma-god.It's been so long since I blogged. I'm sorry. You all must hate me now. I guess I'll go kill myself.However, suicide has become overrated.Speaking of which...Last week one of my favorite ...
Posted by Becky on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 03:46:00 PST

Don’t Leave Me Alone

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Posted by Becky on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 04:56:00 PST

Road BS/Rage

I was driving on Melrose today. I heard sirens and I pulled over to let a fire truck pass.I started to get superficially worried like most residents out here. What if there was a forest fire? What ...
Posted by Becky on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:04:00 PST

TLCGeist

On Wednesday night, my friend Elisa and I were driving home from the Smashing Pumpkins concert listening to TLC. That's what you do when you drive home from seeing the Smashing Pumpkins. I don't kno...
Posted by Becky on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 07:26:00 PST

A Rejected Stand-Up Joke

Sometimes I wish gay people didn't teach in our public schools.Because then I wouldn't have to go to gym class.That's all.Bligger Blog sloon.
Posted by Becky on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 01:43:00 PST

Rupert Murdoch Has a Hard-On

I just finished watching the Emmy's.Since the show broadcasted on Fox this year, obviously the network featured commercials for their upcoming season.One show is entitled K-Ville that is about cops pa...
Posted by Becky on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 12:00:00 PST

Dumb...

I swear to God, I think Arnold Schwarzenegger wrote the California Driver's Manual:"When the vehicle ahead of you passes a certain point, such as a sign, count 1001, 1002, 1003. This takes about thre...
Posted by Becky on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:04:00 PST

Am I...? No. But Wait...

I could still be jetlagged or this could be me thinking coherently.Who knows?However, I am coming to the conclusion that I would feel absolutely no moral shame if I was ever in a position to have sex ...
Posted by Becky on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 12:24:00 PST