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♥CHRYSTENE♥

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About Me

Uh. Hmm. Welcome to my pager-thinger. I guess this is where I tell you a little about myself...or something. Names Christine. I live in Yelm, Washington (as you can see....right there on the left where it says everything I am about to say here) I am 26. I have a little man named Keegan. He's incredibly rad. Destined for great things and all that. *lol* I have lived here for about 4 years. I like it . Moved here from Juneau Alaska where I lived for like 15 years or so. Its different, but the same. Funny. But yeah. I am just out here.....trying to make it somewhere in this world and have as much fun as I can along the way. But....I'll save the good stories to tell ya later. Or I guess read my blog...it will give you a little glimpse into how my mind works....he he Talk to y'all later.Layout made by EraseYourTears

My Interests

Let's see here. I love spending time with family and friends, and just having a good time. I like sports but haven't been able to get involved in any since moving to Washington. I would love to play co-ed softball or womens.....if you read this and need a badass....let me know. ;) I work a lot so when Im not working I like to get out there and do stuff. I like the normal stuff you say in circumstances like this where you are asked to share what you like. I dunno....I like to laugh and make others laugh with me...*laugh dammit!*

I'd like to meet:

Will Ferrel,Jim Carrey, Barrack Obama, The Jackass Guys, Sandra Bullock, Wanda Sykes, Dane Cook, Pablo Francisco lots of others I can't think of now!

Music:

Hmmm. I like: Sublime, Tom Petty, Rage Against the Machine, E40, UB40, Mr. Big, Diana Ross, Crunk Music, The Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, Beyonce, Gwen Steffani, No Doubt, Jet, Jay-Z, UNK, AC/DC, Metallica, The Offspring, My Chemical Romance, Creedence, Snow*lol*, Blue October, Incubus, Boston, Buckcherry, KT Tunstall, The Kooks, Godsmack, Beastie Boys, Cake, Timbaland, Twista, Pharell, The Neptunes, Nelly Furtado, Franz Ferdinand, Gnarls Barkley, Chris Brown, One Republic, Feist, Bad Co., Queen, ..Um... yeah. I like a lot of things...ask Joe...

Movies:

Dazed and Confused, The Notebook, Anything by Pixar, Wedding Crashers,The Game, Basic Instinct, Reefer Madness, The Breakfast Club, Pretty Woman, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. Smokin' Aces, M. Knight Shaymalan (spelling?) flicks, DEATHPROOF-Rocked my world.....but really, I am pretty much cool with anything....I always tend to make-out thru the whole thing anyway.

Television:

CSI, American Idol, Those shows that are like trainwrecks.....so bad you can't help but look.....

Books:

Anything Stephen King. I am a compulsive reader.....its an addiction. I read lots of stuff. The newspaper, Magazines, Shampoo bottles....you know...anything. I have a problem with reading signs outloud in an obnoxious and usually funny way as I drive too.....Aluki knows what I mean.

Heroes:

Fuck heros.

My Blog

An OPEN LETTER TO MY FELINE

Dear CatI have some issues with you right now that I would like to hash out. And now is as good a time as any with you laying over my arms while I am trying to type on the computer. You don't even loo...
Posted by ♥CHRYSTENE♥ on Sun, 11 May 2008 09:04:00 PST

Hhmmmm. Thats Neat-o

Picked this up.......and thought I would share.....'cause it made me laugh. :)     Hello! I'm looking for an expensive loser!! Could this be you? I don't ask for much these days. At my age,...
Posted by ♥CHRYSTENE♥ on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 10:57:00 PST

For those who wanted to know...... :D

So....here is a list of things I want/need....I know I may have missed the window of oppourtunity...but...better late than never I always say.   -MONEY! I have a compulsively poor problem..... -N...
Posted by ♥CHRYSTENE♥ on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 12:25:00 PST

Merry Christmas! Now here is a pointless rant.....YAY!

In the spirit of Christmas and incessant bitching, I'm picking an arbitrary rant out of the thousand things that have mildly bugged me in the last 24 hours: the local news. Last night at abo...
Posted by ♥CHRYSTENE♥ on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 10:39:00 PST

Hey FEMA......

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Originally composed at the height of the recent South Sound flooding extravaganza....I forgot about it.....found it today and decided to post it here because it makes me giggle. ...
Posted by ♥CHRYSTENE♥ on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 07:17:00 PST

Myspace hackers....this ones for you.

Dear Cockless Fuckmuppet, I want to express my most sincere appreciation of your tremendous efforts to hack my Myspace account. My friends and I thoroughly enjoyed the well-crafted spam I left in the...
Posted by ♥CHRYSTENE♥ on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 04:50:00 PST

Just in time for Christmas....we should send this to Santa too....

Too funny...... Oh, how I love the party poopers of this world. The ones who fly around like there's a five alarm fire every minute of every day, insisting that we remove the sharp corn...
Posted by ♥CHRYSTENE♥ on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 10:42:00 PST

I am SO gonna be rich!

Oh wow. I just had the greatest idea for a website. Stay with me, okay? This is going to be awesome. We hire some guy with a Mac and Photoshop to build the homepage. You know that look? The one that ...
Posted by ♥CHRYSTENE♥ on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 12:20:00 PST

Riddle Me This......

Just a quick question.....   So.  I dunno  4-6 months ago I had this video on my page....by this group I had never really heard of called "One Republic".  The video was for a song ...
Posted by ♥CHRYSTENE♥ on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 09:08:00 PST

Patent Pending! JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS!

Would you like to lose weight? Are you tired of friends calling you Porky McChunkerson? Do strangers poke you in the stomach, hoping you'll make the Pilsbury 'hoo hoo!' sound? Then do we have the prod...
Posted by ♥CHRYSTENE♥ on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 12:34:00 PST