You've got Johnny - Doctor Johnny Fever, and I am burnin' up in here! We all in critical condition, babies, but you can tell me where it hurts, 'cause I got the healing prescription here from the big 'KRP musical medicine cabinet. Now I am talking about your 50 000 watts intensive care unit, babies! So just sit right down, relax, open your ears real wide and say, "Give it to me straight, Doctor, I can take it!"
I used to be a radio disc jockey, you may have known me better under the name Johnny Cool or Johnny Midnight or Johnny Duke or Johnny Style or Heavy Early or Johnny Sunshine or Dr. Johnny Fever.
I eventually quit DJing for awhile in the mid-late 80s and, under an assumed name, I became a school teacher for a progressive students class.
I went through Princeton. I did. It was in a car, a squad car actually, but it was VERY educational.
I also tried my hand as a rock tour manager for awhile in the 80s but it was a real drag. Rock musicians are even worse than sales managers.
I was married once, then separated after my wife tried to kill me with a Ronco Veg-O-Matic, eventually we divorced.
I did a little time in a Mexican jail. Federales are pure attitude.
I might still be on the phone companies Most Wanted List. Listen, pal, those Phone Cops play hardball.
Nowdays I just sit around on my house boat and yearn for the days before corporate radio stunk up the airwaves so I can go back to playing real music and sleeping on company time.
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