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The Mange

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About Me

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I love Mickey Bang- knots are my enemy!!!! I Paint Pictures and stuff-kinda love to draw sweet shitz.---- allergic to everything that is tastey and delicios, as well as cute fuzzy animals and pretty flowers. -----i enjoy looking and observing my surroundings to see if there is any thing insperational to draw---- i like salty food-----it is nice to hear a song spontaniously that parallels with the situation that one is in---- i enjoy butterflys in my stomach while in someons company(the good kind of butterflys)----- my favorite color is green----- im not afraid of spiders------ i enjoy midnight snacks----- i like the smell of oil paint---- i like bare feet--- my grandma makes my blankets---- sometimes i start to freestyle about random crap( not that i have any rythm)---- i want to illustrate a childrens book---- i enjoy big fuckin sandies( especially when they are delivered) i like drawing monsters--- my favorite character is kirmit.
| View Show | Create Your OwnAn apple, onion, and potato all have the same taste. The differences in flavor are caused by their smell. To prove this - pinch your nose and take a bite from each. They will all taste sweet.---A man named Ed Peterson is the inventor of the Egg McMuffin.--- Burger King® uses approximately 1/2 million pounds of bacon every month in its restaurants---Native Americans never actually ate turkey; killing such a timid bird was thought to indicate laziness.---Guinea pigs and rabbits can't sweat.---Deer can't eat hay---Human birth control pills work on gorillas.---Your thumb is the same length as your nose.--- The storage capacity of human brain exceeds 4 Terrabytes.---A passionate kiss uses up 6.4 calories per minute.---During a kiss as many as 278 bacteria colonies are exchanged.---Smoking makes it almost impossible for a male to have a natural erection and it shrinks the penis. It also reduces the mobility of sperm.---Queen Victoria eased the discomfort of her menstrual cramps by having her doctor supply her with marijuana---Androphobia is a fear of men.---Caligynephobia is a fear of beautiful women.---Pentheraphobia is a fear of a mother-in-law.---Scopophobia is a fear of being looked at.---Phobophobia is a fear of fearing.---Mageiricophobia is the intense fear of having to cook.---Papaphobia is the fear of Popes.---On average, half of all false teeth have some form of radioactivity

My Interests

-making sweet episodes of "not so much sex in the city" -bloody marys -sweet movies -painting pictures -rubbing backs -playing in the snow -Movie quotes that i like: -"i will name u squishy and u will be my squishey", -" Im already pulled over, i cant pull over any further!!!", -" were in bat country", there is too much pepper on my poppykosh", -" liter a cola is french for gimme a fucking cola!", -"Do you have a joint man? -no- Well it be alot cooler if u did", -"check ya later, check ya later!" -going on roadtrips -cool tunes -sleeping late into the day -fancy drinks -sewing things -walking around in nature -swimming -shakin my booty to sweet beats -jammin out alone in my car -finding partners in crime -laughing/gigglingCHARS SKILLZ SHOWN BELOW
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I'd like to meet:

-People who aren't A-Holes -maybe someone who is alergic to the same things i am -A Nice Boy

Music:

-Janis Joplin -The Frey -Mindless Self Indulgence -OUTCAST -anything but country -Doc Watson -Radiohead -Bonnie Taylor -The mountain Goats -Tilly and the Wall -Hello Nasty -Snoop Dog, dre -Missy E -Jimmy H -Bob marly -Bob dylan -Liz Phair -Yo Mamma in the shower! -Lady Sovereign -Bone Thugs -Jay Z sometimes -incubus -Notorious BIG -god damn doo wop band -Dance Band -White Stripes -nas

Movies:

-Ace Ventura when Nature Calls -Devils Rejects -NE thing scary -Mud Honey -any russ meyer film -40 year Old Virgin -Waiting -Napoleon -The green mile -when harry met sally -lord of the rings -Lion witch and the wardrobe- the older version -Down With Law-i luv this one! -nightmare before christmas -Super Troopers -Dazed and Confused -The Wall -Strange World -Pulp -anything kung foo prettymuch-hyyyyyaaa -french kiss -spaceballs -a scanner darkly -waking life -transformers -what the bleep do we know -Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas -Edward sizzerhands -Pirates -Blow -Go -Dead Man -almost anything with jonny depp in it
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Television:

-The Simpsons -CSI Las Vegas-Catch those criminals!!! -Aqua Teen Hunger Force -Home Movies -Sex -Venture Brothers -The sopranos -Family Guy-Duh -The dog wisperer -Futurama -Friski Dingo -Cowboy Bebop -Conan-yea i konw hes a little scary lookin -Sex talk -American Dad -National Geographic Channel Yo!

Books:

-Massage/Anatomy Boooks


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Heroes:

-Mickey Bang -Kirmit -Your MOM -Janis Joplin

My Blog

wowzers

i made it home from israel, super jetlagged and they lost my luggage. so needless to say i had way better luck there. its sooooo flippin pretty there, full of antiquity, markets, jesus stuff, mediterr...
Posted by The Mange on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 07:45:00 PST

the love child.

jim ceroce+janis joplin=the mange thank god for nice dads who know computers and cars. mom got new teeth its amazing to think i am a rock legend offspring, and yet it makes perfect sence. a mercades...
Posted by The Mange on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:35:00 PST

Even the universe gets wasted

dear universe, make fortune cookie fortunes come true thanks for the free drink make my studio get rented thanks for the 5 dolla i found in my old dirdy geans on landry day make the down and dirdies ...
Posted by The Mange on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 09:44:00 PST

crazy mothers and their crazy ways

so weird, moms are crazy.....mostly nice...they give you hugs when your sad...soup when your sick........cookies on snowdays..... and then they go crazy real crazy and relapse then you are left to be...
Posted by The Mange on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 08:07:00 PST

worst thing ever

the worst thing ever: putting on new jeans after getting out of the shower and your thighs are still wet=ouchy pull on flabby thigh parts. thank you for letting me get that off my chest...
Posted by The Mange on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 06:16:00 PST

2 years without a toaster

i was just thinkin to myself i said -self you havent had a toaster in 2 years i dont know how i have managed such a feat. i love toasted goodies. all that warm crunchy goodness covered in more buttery...
Posted by The Mange on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 03:23:00 PST

I am so

The Definition of Mange: any of various skin diseases caused by parasitic mites, affecting animals and sometimes humans and characterized by loss of hair and scabby eruptions. i love the fact that the...
Posted by The Mange on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:49:00 PST

HHHEY Michelinas!

I am currently eating a  Budget Gourmet, Stir Fry and Veggie, michelinas tv dinner. i have 3 hives, coughing a little, and the insides of my ears itch. if im allergic to fucking Michilenas------i...
Posted by The Mange on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 12:02:00 PST

RIP

I found my stash of Sub Club stamps today, it made me sad. RIP: Sub Club Stamps Pluto Crystal Pepsi The Sopranos where in the world is Carmen Sandiego Zoobas David the Nome you will be forever in our ...
Posted by The Mange on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 03:34:00 PST

Random Shit While ILL

On the mend, but still too sick to masterbate. Lung infections= sweet ab workout, feel the burn! Havent showered in 3 days- i never knew i could physically stank this bad-funky funky funky nuthin but ...
Posted by The Mange on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 06:28:00 PST