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♫"I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure: which is:

About Me


Hi, I'm Randy. I Live in a small town. Jamestown,NY. I'm a Cat 3 road bicycle racer. I ride and race road bike for Hollyloft/El Matador race team. I've got 27 years of trickiness and creativity under my belt. And... according to a questionnaire which I took while sitting in a class I didn't belong in, I have a 75% social desirability. Maybe I should focus my educational aspirations on a psych major so I can sit around all day and answer true/false tests to find out how desirable I am?What's there to say? Stuck between a rock and a hard place. Literally. I'm that back country hiker who didn't bother to heed the warning signs that read Park Closed: Hungry Wild Ass-Bears Seen Mauling Hikers. I went ahead and ignored the signs, ran into a beastly bear, fell into a Batman lair-like cave as I tried to outrun the bastard, and got myself wedged between hell and a giant boulder. The question is where's the lost & found when you need it?Sometimes what you're looking for is staring right back at you.Smile.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Only one person, and she knows who she is.cool people...Someone who isn't fake, who knows what they want in life and doesn't play with my heart. Someone who realizes that everyone has a past and that its not just that easy to openly trust someone. Someone who understands that I am not a doormat to just walk all over, someone who is not perfect, perfect is overated. I just want someone who wants me, someone who is looking for more than just a one night stand, someone who is looking to spend the rest of our lives together. Someone who doesn't spout the word love out like it means nothing, who waits til it really does mean something. If you think thats you, talk to me and lets get to know eachother. Someone who can make me smile and laugh. That's the most important. For me anyway. Listen....I don't care if your rich or poor......have a job or don't.....live with your parent or on your own.....what ever. If you're a good person and just want to live life until you can't anymore...and want to laugh about it on the way.....then your okay. I just want to live life, have fun while I'm hear and try ( I said TRY) not to make anyone wrong in the meantime. I figure I'm ether going to Heaven or Hell (on a slide!) but right now I'm here so that's that. If you have a question.....ASK. Don't speculate. That causes too much drama and I'm really done with that. I want to meet people who are level-headed and emotionally stable. People who don't live life as a double standard. "Okay for you and not for them." I don't care what you do....but if you're going to do it....than do it. Play "full-out "! Dance "full-out ". Life isn't meant to be "marked " or at least I don't want to. "The mind is a linearly arranged, multi-sensory, total record of successive moments of NOW......" If you know that one.....that's huge in my book. Tibetan Buddhist masters are not concerned with whom they should be even when they are drunk; they are who they are; but as far as the rest of us are concerned who we are is embarrassing so we usually pretend we are someone else. It is precisely that pretense, that mask that lies between us and our innate ability to express ourselves. Now don't get me wrong I ain't no monk! But as long as you keep all of that in mind then it'll be all right ;) Also...if you know you get psycho (and then tend to stay that way thereafter) after drinking a glass of cheap white wine...stay the hell away! I want to meet people who enjoy the same pastimes that I do -- such as stealing from the elderly and huffing glue with schoolchildren. And now that I really think about it...JESUS. Why? To ask him what he 'really' meant (which I believe isn't HALF of what is going on) and set the record straight. Everyone would be allot happier and nicer and there would finally be a place for EVERYONE!

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