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About Me

I have a denutted cat, his name is Fletcher. He's cool, but kind of moody, like an angry gay man. He also doesnt realize sometimes I have better things to do than sit around petting him, and that I dont really dig him laying on my book or walking on my keyboard. So blame my terrible typing and grammar on the cat. It's usually his fault. I like the color blue. :)I waste time, I write, and I think Bhudda statues and Fu Dogs are cool. I collect Virgin Mary figurines and pictures, because I think she's bad ass, all squashing snakes and cheating on Joe with God.. Im one of the most offensive person you'll ever fall in love with, and believe me, given the chance, Ill charm your fuckin socks off.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Id first like to state that this isnt one large text based pick up line(s). I read what I put at first, and it sounds like Im tryin to gather dates.. Or fuck buddies. (whichever) I dont really know.
MySpace IconsI just want to meet someone with a brain, someone who gets a wayward sense of humour, and doesnt mind that I have atrocious language. Someone out there has got to be as bad ass as me, and I'd like to meet them, so get on it.
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My Blog

Awww

I just discovered that when i got phished, my blog was a casualty.. Thats unfortunate. I rather liked my blog. UPDATES had some great sex. Going back to work soon (can't wait) i'm ready for sleepy tim...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 06:28:00 GMT

I think it's bunk

I am so pissed off at you. I miss you like a motherfucker and resent the fact that I'll never get to tell you that again. I don't appreciate the way you made me suffer, the fact that ...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 01:59:00 GMT

Little Bangs

So I got a haircut recently.. I told the lady "I just want to trim a little here, not hardcore bangs but a little framing." She said "Little bangs, got it." and before I knew what was going on, ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 21:37:00 GMT

Downright frigit.

I'm not made for this northern shit.. Its just not the way I live. I live in Florida, where you walk out the door and your hair goes and gets real big. Here its all sleek and ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 13:39:00 GMT

Appologies

For the record: I dont have time really to come on that often. I appologize is I have been ignoring yall, and for the lack of updates. Im not in jail at the moment, if you heard that...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 19:25:00 GMT

update

I noticed I never moved to Indiana. Pity. Ive decided I must leave the country. I havent decided where, or how. I havent even decided when. I only know why. No, sc...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 07:05:00 GMT

Jeffery dahmer

Reading through some of my blogs recently, it occurred to me that I have become a very depressing person. Im vey lame. And that pisses me off. Where did I go? What the hell hap...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 00:17:00 GMT

Enya

Nothing new for the day. Ive been feeling reeeeeeally down. Insanely down. Like, I want to crawl in a big hole and kill myself down. Sometimes I look at the grill at work and w...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 13:55:00 GMT

You are so jealous.

Oooh I got a bad ass mama She's my witchy womannnn I got balls like watermelons and you are all so jealous. I totally dominated the situation watermelon balls and all I totally dominated the si...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 10:47:00 GMT

You're not funny.

I yelled at 4 people in the drive thru at McDonalds last night. 4. My managers have me do headset and take orders because I am the most patient person working overnight. Im the ...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 06:16:00 GMT