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Steve

Human children are amazingly adept at turning something as simple as milk into multiple end products

About Me


Born in Tulsa, Oklahoma, raised in Nacogdoches, Texas, educated in Lincoln, Nebraska. Got married, got fat(er), got back to the gym. Now I'm big enough that no-one makes fun of my spare tire and jelly rolls. Yeah baby! Once you go fat you never go back!!
This is what all toasters aspire to achieve.

Mitch Hedberg - Thirteen

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My Interests

My wife, good beer, picking up heavy stuff, biking (not so much for fun anymore... more anti car really), camping, fixin on Rancho de Braswell, Work. Yes, I actually like my job; that's why the pay sucks. Went and got a new kid the other day. She's cool we'll see if this is gonna work out.
You Are 58% Sexy
Your Sex Appeal Is: High

You're quite sexy, and you're probably at least partially aware of your powers.
Don't let your self doubt ever get the best of you. You're even more attractive than you know. How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?
Candy Cigarettes
You're a total badass, but you don't taste very good. What Kind of Candy Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Stevie Ray Vaughn among other famous dead people.

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dr cox

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Music:

Anything rock or blues based. The heavier the better. Oh yeah, rock and blues too.



Movies:

Hollywood sucks

Heroes:

Anyone willing to put forth an effort for what they want. That means if you have a sense of entitlement I'm probably mocking you...Loudly and in public.


You're Catch-22!
by Joseph Heller
Incredibly witty and funny, you have a taste for irony in all that you see. It seems that life has put you in perpetually untenable situations, and your sense of humor is all that gets you through them. These experiences have also made you an ardent pacifist, though you present your message with tongue sewn into cheek. You could coin a phrase that replaces the word "paradox" for millions of people.
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