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Emily

Are your tap shoes too tight?

About Me

PERFECTLY DISHEVELED

My Interests

.. width="425" height="350" ..THE REPLACEMENTS on SNL.....need I say more? I didn't think so.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who feels the McRIB should be year round! Come on I know you're out there.

Music:

alkaline trio, the replacements, sonic death monkey, hot hot heat, jets to brazil, royorbison, elvis, bunk beds in brooklyn, q and not u,jawbreaker, rancid, cursive, Mr.Cash, pretty girls make graves, the pixies, thestrokes, beck,any80's soundtrack, reggie and the full effect, mae(thanks amanda), the honorary title,liz phair, Monkey pooh......

Movies:

momento,girl interrupted, requiem for a dream, waiting for guffman, american history X, Adaptation, slc punk,best in show, a mighty wind, sixteen candles, run ronnie run, some kind of wonderful, gummo,pretty in pink,reality bites, breakfast club, fast times,say anything,outside providence,spinel tap, a christmas story, all national lampoons(except european that sucked),old school, jethro thedancin outlaw,made, heathers,wet hot american summer, super size me, napoleon dynamite

Television:

the wonder years,trigger happy,webster, freaks and geeks, forensic files,date line,roseanne, hunger force, that 70's show, seinfeld, the office, MY SO CALLED LIFE( It's back!!!!!)

Books:

girl interrupted,a prayer for owen meany,the world according to garp, this much i know is true, blue like jazz, naked, shes come undone, the Bible (way cool stories, check it out), invisible monsters,me talk pretty one day,teeth,sex/drugs and cocopuffs, Diary, Bleachy Haired Honkey Bitch, Confessions of a recovering slut

Heroes:

Webster That lil black guy is one of a kind!

My Blog

Damn!!

my phone is dead!!!!!
Posted by Emily on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 11:56:00 PST

Long time waiting

I'M BACK IN JERSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
Posted by Emily on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 10:03:00 PST

Bleachy-Haired Honky Bitch Tales from a Bad Neighborhood

was actually sitting in my front seat when my car was broken into (Grant Park Area). If you have read the book then I'm sure you can see the humor.
Posted by Emily on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 11:31:00 PST

RANCID......

The show last night was sooooooooo good!
Posted by Emily on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 05:57:00 PST

STRANGE THINGS ARE AFOOT....

ARE THERE ARMADILLO'S IN PTC OR IS SOMEONE MISSING A PET!   IF YOU ARE MISSING AN ARMADILLO YOU WILL FIND HIM SQUISHED ON THE SIDE OF 54.  I AM TRULY TRUELY SORRY FOR YOUR LOST....
Posted by Emily on Mon, 08 May 2006 05:54:00 PST

WORLDS WORST

NANNY! I sent the lil munchkin to camp with a crusty milk mustache. You remember those kids that would show up to school/camp with crusties stuck to their face they were the same kids who always ...
Posted by Emily on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ya know

I should really think before I speak....................did that make since? 
Posted by Emily on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yeah sooooo.....

he jus my baby daddy
Posted by Emily on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yeah so I wrecked my car

and my dad drives a golf cart! LIFE IS GOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Posted by Emily on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

YEAH so I singed my hair!

Caught my hair on fire trying to lite a cig on a gas burner. Now come on would you really expect anything different from me!!!!!!!!! Only I with my short hair could manage to catch it on fire............
Posted by Emily on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST