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Paul Harris

I saw Teddy Ruxpin once in Swansea, pissed as F*%K!!!!

About Me

....Weeeeelllllcome all to the space of Paul. Paul being me. As in the page in which you viewing is a resemblence of me. I am not a page, I am a human. As in human being. Being human is great, you can do all sorts of things, like swim and dance, and get off your bin on the weekend. And dress up as a woman and ask people if want any services.......What? If you want to know stuff about me then just leave a comment with a question, Ill answer it that way, ORRRRR..... Give me an abusive text on 07895 995585

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

you in a lane, in the middle of the night. Wearing nothing but a pair of wellies and a pirex dish!! //////And anyone whos ever met me and thought I was brill. And the inventor of the board game 'frustration.' And Scott minto. And Tom Green. Marc Bolan. Janis Thomas. Ted 'ed. and Dr. Hubert Farnsworth.

Music:

I'm a fan of Melodic rock and roll. I love... Pavement, Teenage fanfclub, the kinks, the beach boys, the beatles, weezer, pixies, T REX, The Specials, The magic numbers, Super furry animals, The flaming lips, eels, beck, The Strokes, grandaddy, love, the la's, to name a few....

Movies:

I love the films..... 'Fear and loathing in las vegas'. 'Freddy got fingered'. 'the greatest big bust video ever'

Television:

More Games at arcadecabin.com | Cool Generators

Heroes:

Bill Bailey's awesome!!!! My other heroes are.... Chris Peacock, Steve Malcamus, Declan Swan, Steven Billens, Teddy Ruxpin, Erland Johnson, Texas Tornado, Ray Davies, and a chair that is my Parents spare room.