In stead of Stuff about me I really think you should read some of BBC three's Monkey Dust Tony Blair quotes.
* terrorism to be fazed out by 2006,
* three wishes to come true for every household,
* free trips to the moon for pensioners in a magic rocket,
* slightly fewer speed cameras,
* every childs wish to come true,
* misery to be fazed out and replaced by happy things,
* magic beans for every household,
* university education to be free again,
* a fluffy kitten for every small child in a cute little bow called mittens,
* everyones neighbours to be Tom and barbara from 'the good life',
* The blind to see and the lame to watch,
* pubs that stay open after eleven,
* great sex for everyone, even if their married,
* one hundred policemen to solve every crime,
* fifty doctors for every nurse,
* special robots to cure cancer made out of gold,
* post to be delivered on time,
* all wars everywhere to end unless we win,
* a special teleoprting device in every house,
* England to win every sporting event in the world every week of the year,
* trains that actually turn up,
* eternal life as a right not a privilege,
* river water to be replaced by lager,
* rain to be replaced by sweets,
* all exam grades below 'A' to be abolished,
* Education, Education, Education, Education, Education, Education, Education, Education, Education, Education, Education, Education, Education, Education... [Blair fades out, implying eternity.]
