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tyra banks shit herself

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About Me

I like to see people getting hit in the head with inflated objects

I'm Jesse. I'm probably one of the most laid back people you'll ever meet. But if you piss me off, you'll know it. I play guitar for a band called Assonine. We started up in mid February '06 and we're staying strong so far.

I used to get into some weird shit when I was in high school but now I'm just trying to stay out of trouble and keep some money in my pocket.

All in all.. when the time's right I'll sit back, chill with some friends, and float my liver at the drop of a dime. But when I have shit to do, I have shit to do.

If I didn't just completly bore the fuck out of you.. hit me up, I'm always down to talk about anything.

My Interests

Guitar, Beer, Guitar, Computers, Guitar, Music, Guitar

I'd like to meet:

Anyone.. bring it on!

Music:


Metal!I fuckin love metal. I can tolerate/respect almost any kind of music as long as it's done right but when it comes down to it, metal is where my heart is. I like black metal, thrash metal, metalcore, death metal, hair metal, metal metal(lol), industrial, nu metal(if it's done right), and pretty much everything in between.

Bands I like/am influenced by:
DevilDriver
Lamb of God
Pantera
Metallica
Slipknot
Korn
Mudvayne
Godsmack
Disturbed
System of a Down
Deicide
Watch them Die
Full Blown Chaos
Hatebreed
Soilwork
In Flames
Daath
Sanctity
Mnemic
Trivium
Darkane
Children of Bodom
Shadows Fall
God Forbid
Motograter
Mushroomhead
Dope
Front Line Assembly
Damageplan
Fear Factory
Himsa
(hed) pe
Soulfly
Nailbomb
Jungle Rot
god.fear.none
Innocense
Skribble
Machine Head
Chimaira
Death
Dream Evil
GWAR
Behemoth
Torture
Napalm Death
SOiL
Nothingface
Systematic
Flaw
Down
Testament
Annihilator
Iniquity
Cannibal Corpse
E. Town Concrete
Black Label Society
Ozzy
Dead to Fall

My Blog

mainstream metal?

why the fuck is everyone(in the metal listening world) so god damn afraid of metal going mainstream? in my opinion.. let it go mainstream! let these talented mother fuckers make their dollar and live ...
Posted by tyra banks shit herself on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 09:09:00 PST

metal euphoria

My night last night... I've been to a lot of concerts.  Most of them at smaller venues like The Pound in San Francisco, or The Boardwalk in Sacramento. I've had a great time at all of them. ...
Posted by tyra banks shit herself on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 12:34:00 PST

Fingernails

I look down and think "my fingernails are growing faster" As time goes by faster and faster, and memories start to fade.  I take a look back.. All the times I thought about how it was going to t...
Posted by tyra banks shit herself on Tue, 30 May 2006 02:29:00 PST

This is really important

Banana Pudding -Jesse
Posted by tyra banks shit herself on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 10:39:00 PST

I've decided to start a portfolio

Buenos dias! I've decided to start a portfolio of computer art since I'm finding myself getting better at it.  I'm not quite "amazing" yet lol.. but it's an interest that I've picked up and I th...
Posted by tyra banks shit herself on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 03:27:00 PST

truly pointless.. read at your own risk

The Survey Where You Say The First Word That Comes To Mind. What comes to mind when you hear.. ..snow?: buttcheeks ..rain?: yep ..tornado?: cool ..summer love?: vagoina  ..Jon?: poop&nb...
Posted by tyra banks shit herself on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 11:40:00 PST

2006 past/present/future

-2006- This year is already turning out to be insane.  I'm moving out for the first time, and I've got a band started (ASSONINE!!! FUCK YEAH! ..m/).  We still need a steady bassist but so fa...
Posted by tyra banks shit herself on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 04:50:00 PST

it will be significant..

420 Profile Views! ...
Posted by tyra banks shit herself on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 08:20:00 PST

Chuck Norris

37 Little Known Facts About Chuck Norris 1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 2. A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name was "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond,...
Posted by tyra banks shit herself on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 12:48:00 PST

Babies with tats

Today I was on Fark.com and I was going through the photoshop contests and found this to be quite entertaining.  Enjoy! And last but not least.... I love babies :o)...
Posted by tyra banks shit herself on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 06:00:00 PST