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koan

I invented revisionist history.

About Me

Its the odds, you know? You have enough zombies, one will eventually learn how to work a toaster. And then comes the toastocracy.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 50%
Stability |||||||||||||| 60%
Orderliness |||||| 30%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Religious |||||||||||| 43%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism || 10%
Narcissism |||||| 23%
Adventurousness |||||||||| 36%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||| 43%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse || 10%
Cautiousness |||||| 30%
Individuality |||||||||| 36%
Sexuality || 10%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||| 30%
Histrionic |||||| 23%
Paranoia |||||||||| 36%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.comtrait snapshot:messy, tough, disorganized, fearless, not rule conscious, likes the unknown, rarely worries, rash, attracted to the counter culture, rarely irritated, positive, resilient, abstract, not a perfectionist, risk taker, strange, weird, self reliant, leisurely, dangerous, anti-authority, trusting, optimistic, positive, thrill seeker, likes bizarre things, sarcastic

My Interests

Fringe Archeology, Mayan Culture and History, Music, Doumbek and Middle Eastern/Eastern Percussion, Dance Dance Revolution, Orange Juice, Foreign Cultures, Talking to the Homeless, Conspiracy Theories, Menthol Cigarettes, Conspiracy Facts, Cigars, Japanese Television, Coffee, Chillin, Loving People, Screaming fuck over and over at the top my lungs while in public places

I'd like to meet:

Karl Marx

Music:

Tool, The Shins, The Postal Service, Iron and Wine, Blind Guardian, Demons and Wizards, Theivery Corporation, DJ Shadow, DJ Food, Interpol, Electric Six, See-Saw, Ichiko Hashimoto, Death From Above 1979, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Bob Dylan, Bright Eyes, Four Tet, Led Zeppelin, Bad Religion, The Beatles, (old)A.F.I., Matisyahu, Wolfmother, We Are Scientists, Pink Floyd, Juno Reactor, Beastie Boys, Sonata Arctica, Venetian Snares, Coldplay, Pinback, The Fray, Sublime, Squarepusher, Amon Tobin, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Rage Against the Machine, The Doors, The Streets, Kruder & Dorfmeister, Aphex Twin, Rx Bandits, Incubus, The Seatbelts, Nick Drake, Kronos Quartet, Bedouin Soundclash, k-os, Elliott Smith, The Modern Jazz Quartet

Movies:

Garden State, 28 Days Later, Princess Mononoke, V for Vendetta, Mirrormask, A Scanner Darkly, Requiem for a Dream, Memento, The Fountain, Cowboy Bebop: Knockin on Heaven's Door, The Protector, 12 Monkeys, I dont watch a lot of movies...

Television:

.hack//SIGN, .hack//ROOTS, Cowboy Bebop, Kino's Journey, Rahxephon, Scrubs, Serial Experiments Lain, The Daily Show, Futurama, The Cosby Show

Books:

1984, Fahrenheit 451, The Count of Monte Cristo, Interview with the Vampire, The Antichrist, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Dracula, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, A Scanner Darkly, Lord of the Rings, Stranger in a Strange Land

Heroes:

Friedrich Nietzsche, Buddha, George Washington Carver, Martin Luther King, Jr., Nikola Tesla, Josh Goulden cause he found 5 dollars

My Blog

Tall Grass Prairie and the County Butcher Shop

Difficult times. I really wanted a vacation for myself, but i guess i haven't earned it, or something. I don't really believe that statement. But i can't really figure out whats going on here. I'm in ...
Posted by koan on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:00:00 PST

Plan for Tomb A

Back again. Back to this jobless state, a state of inaccurate exsistance. Back to a state of constant exsistance. I have no direction yet again, and i find i have, in one week's time, already slipped ...
Posted by koan on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 05:51:00 PST

From the foreword of "The Future of the Common Man"

Out of this war, the greatest since the beginning of history, a new world must be born that would justify the sacrifices offered by humanity, where there will be no humiliation of the poor by the viol...
Posted by koan on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 12:02:00 PST

One hour and forty-nine minutes

I wont talk about love to you. You've probably already heard the speech, read the cliches, had the silly description of its paradoxical nature shoved down your throat all your life. I think its odd th...
Posted by koan on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 08:54:00 PST

GET YOUR FREE IPOD NANO TODAY FREEE!!!

So i was coming home from emily's last night when i stopped to get gas. I pull into a 7-11 around 11:45 and get out to pump some gas for the ride back. I'm in a fairly good part of town, around wilshi...
Posted by koan on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 04:25:00 PST

mental synchopation

for daniel:10 things1. I prefer warm soda to cold soda.2. i hate looking at the stars because they make me feel small and insignificant3. Dwarf hamsters scare me.4. Cotton balls also frighte...
Posted by koan on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 06:47:00 PST

Inhibit Symmetric Swapping

Going broke puts things in a whole new light. Life is different for everyone, and was recently described to me as simply working to stay alive while you try and do the things you want. I found this to...
Posted by koan on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 07:51:00 PST

Casual Friday in a Totalitarianist State

Contrary to what you may believe, i dont have women lining up to date me.We all have our faults. I dont regret very many things i've done, or havent done for that matter. I like to think my decisions ...
Posted by koan on Sun, 06 May 2007 01:26:00 PST

0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144, 233, 377, 610, 987...

Why must people be so serious? Life is suffering. Life is full of suffering, i mean, and everyone must suffer. Happiness is the abnormality, not the other way around. This is not to be negative. ...
Posted by koan on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 03:08:00 PST

A Turkish Apartment

Friday is the last day to decide what to do with the rest of my life. Its odd how sometimes i feel like some things in life are so absolute. I guess this is what i can do. 1. Drop my two remaining cla...
Posted by koan on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 09:25:00 PST