I'd like to meet:
Bob Dylan, Tom Petty, Elvis Costello, Bono, Lorne Michaels, my Bizarro self (so I can see what I look like with angular features)
Music:
The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Tom Petty, Elvis Costello, any music from the Big Band era, Blondie, They Might Be Giants, Billy Joel, Pink Floyd, Stray Cats, The Pretenders, Robert Johnson, No Doubt, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, U2, The Cars, Luscious Jackson, Lucinda Williams, Sheryl Crow, Tom Waits, The Ramones, and I'm chewin' on this new stuff called Shaolin Death Squad (gotta stay in touch with the kids)
Movies:
After Hours, The Big Lebowski, Brazil, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Waiting For Guffman, No Country For Old Men, Star Wars (original), Schindler's List, Raising Arizona, Shawshank Redemption, Pulp Fiction, Barton Fink, Bottle Rocket, The Royal Tenenbaums, Night of the Living Dead (original), Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Office Space, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Vampire's Kiss, Wild At Heart, any Marx Brothers movie but especially A Night at the Opera, anything by Wes Anderson or the Coen brothers, Glengarry Glen Ross, Match Point, The Princess Bride, Annie Hall, Crimes and Misdemeanors, Love and Death
Television:
Misty Dawn , Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Andy Griffith Show, SCTV, The Sopranos, Twin Peaks, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Saturday Night Live, Mr. Show, The Larry Sanders Show, Arrested Development, Twilight Zone (original), The Office, The Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Books:
The Bible, Without Feathers, Getting Even, Flowers for Algernon, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, Animal Farm, 1984, The Maltese Falcon, Dracula, The Tell-Tale Heart, The Brothers Karamazov
Heroes:
My first MySpace friend ... Tom