LAST OF THE FAMOUS INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOYS

i like jammie dodgers,i eat round the outside first to save the jammy middle best bit to last. i like it when it rainy and cold outside and tucked up in bed,especially when no work the next day. i like man city and hope we can get into europe this year,so i can visit places like liechenstein next year. i like scritti politti,my favourite group of all time. i like orange calippos. i like seeing my son laugh and smile. i dont like veal i dont like rude people. i dont like tattoos i dont like parents who shout and scream at their children. i dont like aspic which is like jelly stuff in pork pies i dont like pork pies. i dont like metal metal banging music i love the sun i love the snow i love monkey nuts i love a roaring open fire i love comedy i love people who smile i love cold hands on my face i love massages i love soaking my feet