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Adolf

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Name Adolf
Birthdate April 20th
Birthplace Braunau, Austria. But don't tell anyone.
Current Location In hiding. I found out a lot of people don't like me...with their stupid White Rose club...whatever, I don't need them.
Eye color Brown
Hair color Dark Brown
Height 5'8"
Weight Not telling
Piercings None
Tattoos Tattoos? Do you think I have time for that? I'm taking over the world.
Boyfriend/Girlfriend I don't have a girlfriend, I just know of a lot of girls who would be very upset if they heard me say that.
Over used phrase Heil me!
Weird thing about yourself I suck my fingers and bite my nails before speeches
FAVORITES
Food Chocolate
Candy Chocolate
Number 18
Color Red, White, and Black
Animal Dog
Drink Hot Chocolate
Alcoholic drink Alcohol is not healthy
Commercial All my propaganda
Bagel Cranberry
Letter H
Body part on opposite sex I like it all
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing None, I'm a vegetarian. Who knows what they're putting in that food!
Strawberry or Watermelon Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea Chocolate tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee Hot Chocolate
Kiss or Hug I pretty much like promiscuity in general
Dog or Cat Dog
Rap or Punk I really like "Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?" What category is that under?
Summer or Winter Summer. Winter kills my troops.
Scary Movies or Funny Movies I like war movies. Except when the people dying are Aryans. Everything else is okay.
Love or Money Neither. Power.
YOUR...
Bedtime 4 or 5 AM
Most missed memory More of an idealistic dream, really...it's like a world where everyone's Aryan.
Best phyiscal feature I'm pretty good looking all around, actually.
First Thought Waking Up Where is my hot chocolate?
Goal for this year To take over the world and rid it of all inferiors and to get a Playstation 3.
Best Friends Himmler. We go wayyy back.
Weakness Chocolate and sweets
Fears Haircuts
Heritage German. Pure German. Austria sucks.
Longest relationship Eva Braun. I plan on marrying her.
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank No
Ever been Drunk Obviously not
Ever been beaten up No
Ever beaten someone up Yes, but they were inferior persons so it didn't matter
Ever Shoplifted Never, my morales are better than that.
Ever Skinny Dipped Yes.
Ever Kissed Opposite sex Yes.
Been Dumped Lately I usually do the dumping. Or they commit suicide.
IN A GUY/GIRL...
Favorite Eye Color Blue
Favorite Hair Color Blonde
Short or Long Long
Height Teenager
Style Aryan
Looks or Personality looks
Hot or Cute Teenager
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past Not getting into art school
What country do you want to Visit Why would I want to leave Germany? You know if I took over the world, the whole thing would be Germany.
How do you want to Die Suicide with my girlfriend
Been to the Mall Lately No, I've been too busy.
Do you like Thunderstorms No, they frighten my dog.
Get along with your Parents Sometimes
Believe in Yourself Yes, I will take over the world.
Want to go to College That ship has sailed...I got rejected by a Jew
Shower Daily Never. It washes away the evil.
Been in Love I fall in love easily and often
Do you Sing I am actually currently whistling absentmindedly to the tune of "Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?"
Want to get Married I've gotten married a few times and I would do it again.
Do you want Children yea
Have your future kids names planned out I don't want kids. I'm happy with my German Shepherds. Plus they would like want to eat all my candy.
Hate anyone Uhhh...hmm...let's see...just Jews, Gypsies, Homosexuals, metally and physically handicapped persons, and pretty much everybody who is not pure German.
LAST TIME YOU...
Cried Crying is weakness.
Laughed Laughing is weakness.
Smiled When we took Poland.
Cursed I pretty much never stop cursing those Jews...
Sang The other day when Hawthorne Heights came on the radio.
Talked on the phone When I was texting everybody this morning to make sure they were all cool with Operation Sealion.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:


You Are 98% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
You Are 72% Addicted to Myspace
Your Myspace addiction factor is: High

You are officially addicted to Myspace. It's quite possible you haven't seen a real person in days. Are You Addicted to Myspace?
You Are Tofu
Okay, so you aren't exactly meat. And that's fine with you. Even if people think you're a bit bland.
There's a good chance you're veg - and even if you aren't, you secretly think meat is gross. What Kind of Meat Are You?

My Blog

Some haikus I wrote.

Here's a haiku I wrote. Comment me if you think it's good. If you don't like it, go away. I'll probably be taking over your country soon. Blondi is my dogMy dog is super awesomeYou know you're jealous...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 04:32:00 GMT

I hate you, Stalin.

I'm super pissed at Stalin right now. And I don't care if he reads this. And I plan on taking over Russia as soon as I am done with what I'm doing now. I'm just sick of him and I'm taking him off of m...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 02:04:00 GMT