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rebel without applause

Grow a 'stache and start chalking your exploits up as accomplishments!

About Me

My name is Josh. I enjoy surfing whenever there is swell. I have two sons named Eden and Taylor. Eden is 9 and plays baseball and likes to skateboard. He is getting pretty good and he reminds me a lot of myself at his age. He is also an incredible writer and the two of us are working on getting an XMAS story that he wrote published. Taylor is 7 and also likes to skateboard. Taylor also does Tae Kwon Do and recently earned his purple belt. At this rate he will be a black belt by age 10! He says some of the most random and funny things that make us all laugh constantly. I have a new daughter named Adelyne who is 3. She loves animals so much. She's like the little girl from Loony Tunes who just wants to 'love them, and hug them, and squeeze them'. The poor animals are terrified, but she means well....she just loves them. She also likes to wrestle with me and she is incredibly strong. My wife's name is Aimee and she is the most beautiful woman in the world. I'm not kidding. She actually is the world's most beautiful woman. Plus she puts up with me, which can often be a less than desirable task in and of itself. For the first time ever I can finally see how lucky I have been. That's about it. Shake n' Bake! MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Surfing, playing drums, laughing, screaming at cats, jumping jacks.

I'd like to meet:

My Beautiful Wife.

Music:

Every band puts out at least one pussy song to find out who the faggots are!

Movies:

Wedding Crashers, Napoleon Dynamite, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Fargo, Vanilla Sky, Rushmore, Dumb & Dumber, Tommy Boy, Riding Giants, The Girl Next Door, American Psycho, Old School, My Blue Heaven, Scarface, Starship Troopers.

Television:

anything on BET

Books:

The DaVinci Code, The Fountainhead, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Lovely Bones, Intensity, Angels & Demons

Heroes:

Chuck Norris does not dodge bullets....bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

My Blog

funniest thing ever

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and r...
Posted by rebel without applause on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 12:04:00 PST