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Brian

"Where were the Olympics held?" "Uh, Japan"

About Me

Well, I used to live in Los Olivos which is near Santa Barbara, than moved to Canada which is freezing 10 months out of the year. Now I am back living in Orange County. I've been playing baseball since I was 6. I really like to do improve comedy whenever possible; OCC rocks. I like to travel especially to Vegas and try my luck playing poker. My favorite quote is from a little known movie called Mallrats, "Just cause a guy reads comic books, doesn't mean he can't start some shit." One of my best friends joined the army and is living in Washington or whatever crazy country he is in this week. I just graduated from Cal State University Fullerton with my BA in Political Science and got a job working for a telecommunications company...good thing I am putting my degree to good use; but on the side, my other best friend Scott and I are trying to start a movie company called Restricted Productions (haha, no it is not adult movies).IF YOU WANT TO LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF, WATCH MY FRIEND ADAM DEVINE'S STAND UP COMEDY AT www.adamdevinelive.comTake the quiz: "What Specific Sport Are You?"

Baseball
YOU ARE BASEBALL! You love americas past time, you like 2 hang out with your buds at the local baseball field and play sum ball

My Interests


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Brian
Birthday: St. Patrick's Day
Birthplace:
Current Location: Irvine, Ca
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'1
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: English, Spanish, Norwegian, French (I know...I can't believe it either)
The Shoes You Wore Today: DVS
Your Weakness:
Your Fears: Needles and snakes
Your Perfect Pizza: Sausage, ham, and mushroom
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finally take a camping trip with friends
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hahaha
Thoughts First Waking Up: When does school start...oh yeah I graduated.
Your Best Physical Feature: lips or eyebrows
Your Bedtime: 2am
Your Most Missed Memory: Friends from Canada
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds....but In n Out is the best
Single or Group Dates: Either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: tastes the same to me
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: When it is called for...which means most of the time
Do you Sing: All the time, sometimes to friends....Amanda can vouch for that.
Do you Shower Daily: Of course
Have you Been in Love: next question
Do you want to go to College: I graduated...hell yeah
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes
Do you think you are Attractive: Maybe not a tv model, but a radio model definitely
Are you a Health Freak: Not really
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yep
Do you play an Instrument: kinda
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I had a sip or two from a friends drink
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes...wait....no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: sadly I dont think I have...I need to go eat some right now.
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: Haha, me...nope
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: Happy and remembered
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: President, diplomat, or CIA...yeah that's right.
What country would you most like to Visit: China
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: any
Short or Long Hair: any
Height: any
Weight: any
Best Clothing Style: anything but Goth
Number of Drugs I have taken: what kinda of drugs are we talking about
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Just 1

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I'd like to meet:

Steven Spielberg, Kevin Smith, Conan O'Brien, Will Farrell and of course...Dave Chappelle...

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Music:

New Found Glory, Blink 182, Sum 41, Simple Plan, Greenday, Linkin Park, Bowling for Soup, Dave Matthews Band, Motion City Soundtrack, Postal Service, Hit the Lights, Flogging Molly, Something Corporate, Jack's Mannequin, Weezer, Goldfinger, Five for Fighting, Kenny Chesney, Tenacious D, and pretty much anything.

Movies:

Blackhawk Down, Saving Private Ryan, Old School, Animal House, Rounders, Swingers, pretty much anything with Will farrell or Vince Vaughn. Also, any movie by Kevin Smith such as Dogma, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Clerks, and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and of course Star Wars movies along with Indiana Jones movies. Goonies is also a classic that can't be over looked, along with Big by Tom Hanks...can't forget the 80's classics. Spaceballs is one of the greatest movies of all times "It's mega maid.....she's gone from suck to blow". Dumb and Dumber is also a classic that can be watched over and over again. Baseketball is awesome, not many people have seen it, but it was the only thing I watched for 6 months when I was closing at work with Terry. Finally, Bad Boys 1 and 2 are great to watch because Michael Bay is one of the greatest directors; along with Ridley Scott, TonyScott, Steven Spielberg, and of course Kevin Smith.

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, The Shield, Conan o' Brien, The History Channel, Seinfeld, WSOP, Curb your enthusiasm, Band of Brothers.

Books:

Lexus and the Olive Tree, WWIII, The Case for Democracy, The World is Flat.

Heroes:

United States Armed Forces and the NYFD.

My Blog

True Confession: Binge Drinking

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoMhVo8aa4k ...
Posted by Brian on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 03:06:00 PST

Outstanding letter about Iraq

There is a show on a local radio station (KFI 640) with Dr. Laura Schlessinger as the host. She is a psychologist who usually helps callers with current personal problems. As I was listening to her sh...
Posted by Brian on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 03:46:00 PST

My buddy Adam's myspace video

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Posted by Brian on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 03:02:00 PST

My Friend Austin's stand up

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Posted by Brian on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 02:56:00 PST

Meaning of my name

Brian Strong, virtuous and honourable : Celtic You are a visionary with courage and enthusiasm if a little hasty at times. Your ambitious nature can be satisfied when you apply wisdom, patience and ...
Posted by Brian on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 02:46:00 PST