IPPY-Kayee, Motherf******! |
Poseurs!Long time, no blog! Well, if you read the book JOHNNY GRUESOME--the publishers call it a novel, but that's a lie, it's my BIOGRAPHY--you know I'm floating all disembodied in Red Hill's Willow...
Posted by on Sat, 16 May 2009 04:48:00 GMT |
Fearnet Reviews CHEAP SCARES |
What provides a welcome relief from a concussion, crushing poverty, and doctor's orders to drop 30 lbs? In my case, prescription pain killers! But a good review is nice, too. Fearnet.com has revie...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 11:55:00 GMT |
JONNY GRUESOME Endorses Barack Obama |
And he doesn't care who that pisses off!Johnny Gruesome, the Zombie Reform Party's candidate for President of the United States, who susended his campaign when he realized it conflicted with the Fall ...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 17:41:00 GMT |
JOHNNY GRUESOME at Talking Leaves Books TONIGHT! |
Hi, poseurs! Greg Lamberson will be signing copies of his new horror novel JOHNNY GRUESOME at Talking Leaves Books on Elmwood in Buffalo tonight from 7 PM - 9 PM. Be there--OR ELSE!
Posted by on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:57:00 GMT |
JOHNNY GRUESOME and CHEAP SCARES review |
JOHNNY GRUESOME and CHEAP SCARES in Artvoice http://artvoice. com/issues/v7n43/halloween/the_halloween_kingFor Buffalo's Gregory Lamberson, 'tis the SeasonThis year, Gregory Lamberson owns Halloween....
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 18:50:00 GMT |
I’m Back, Poseurs! |
And now that I've suspended my presidential campaign, I can do what God put me on earth to do--SELL BOOKS!The novel JOHNNY GRUESOME, based on my bloody cool exploits, will be in bookstores everywhere ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 04:27:00 GMT |
JOHNNY GRUESOME Book Launch at Rotten JAck’s Creep Show 2 |
Year 2 of the local horror, Halloween, haunt music show is this Saturday. Doors open at 5, show goes all night. New location this year, in downtown Buffalo: Town Ballroom, 681 Main Street. Among th...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:16:00 GMT |
MORE BREAKING NEWS: Gruesome Vets Dead Actress! |
Perhaps the most startling aspect of Johnny Gruesome's choice of Yvonne De Carlo as his running mate is that the actress died in 2007. We're still waiting for an official statement from the campaign....
Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 12:10:00 GMT |
BREAKING NEWS! Johnny Makes his Pick! |
We've just gotten news that Johnny Grissom, aka Johnny Gruesome, the Headbanger from Hell, running as the presidential candidate in the independent Zombie Reform Party, has selected his running mate, ...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 11:48:00 GMT |
Johnny Gruesome Explains Exhuming DeCarlo for VP |
When asked how he could possibly justify his selection of deceased actress Yvonne De Carlo as his Vice Presidential running mate, Johnny Gruesome told one reporter, "So what if she's dead? Lilly Muns...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 04:41:00 GMT |
