About Me
It's Christmas time and there's only one thing on my Christmas list this year: a Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-Shot, Range Model Air Rifle. But there are many obstacles standing in the way of my dream because every adult keeps telling me that I'll shoot my eye out. Plus there are other things going on like The Old Man just won a major award (a lamp shaped like a woman's leg), and Mom is making sure The Old Man doesn't come near her turkey. My friend gets his tongue stuck to a flag pole, and I utter the f-word in front of my father. However, Christmas is drawing nearer and so I still must visit Santa at the department store in hopes of asking him for my dream gift. Will I receive it? Let's hope so.
