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About Me

my biggest dream is to be wearing fanny packs, going on vacations with my awesome family in a mini van, and getting through tough situations because i want to BE the Griswalds.... yes, i'm serious, that's the ultimate happiness. even though no one gets my half-ironic satirical dorkiness, i consider this to be my biggest self-mocking joke on the world. but then again it's only HALF sarcastic.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

someone with enough stugots to argue with me or call me out. or someone that's hard to figure out with many layers.

My Blog

u better not call me negative!.... it's ironic and sarcastic.....

I hear a lot that i'm critical. That i'm "negative." I have found the appropriate response to this statement is, "no, i'm not; I'm a realist!" i must only hang out with people that ARE negative becaus...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Jul 2009 09:32:00 GMT

what do you think?

ok. here it is. not to offend anyone, but must people don't even want to understand this point of view. i'm not going to waste my time with redundant arguements on why religion can't be true or how th...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Apr 2009 04:33:00 GMT

BABY BOY

the due date for the little one... scheduled c-section, is now feb. 26!!!! that leaves us 30 days to prepare.(ahhhhh!)we got an ultrasound today. i asked them to make sure it was a boy, she said she's...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jan 2009 08:16:00 GMT

parents love snuggilys, too

ahhhhhhh! ...if only i can wake up BEFORE sonia....but i never do. i'm always stuck being woken up by sonias cries and end up having to get her ready in the morning and changing diaper while alternati...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 12:08:00 GMT

you suck at writing. and probably life, too.

time to air out more grievances. as if the people in my life don't hear enough of my bitchiness to satisfy my venting.ok. rhyming poetry. i understand that it's an art form. i understand some people r...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 07:07:00 GMT

oh... u mean to tell me happiness isn't made up?

ok. so i just got a message from me and steves best friend. he said something along the lines that i might feel better about my thoughts if i chose to voice them more often. probably true. that commen...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 01:00:00 GMT

cuz i got a friend in jesus

so i've been wondering... i think our society has come to the point where as a race, we are no longer going to evolve. ok, hear me out. in the past we've evolved due to darwinism, or survival of the f...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 01:13:00 GMT

banana hammock!!

god damnit i'm bored. this could be due to the fact that i've been sick and in bed for 4 days. So far I managed to read 2 novels, watched 5 movies, did hours worth of sodoku puzzles, and solved an x b...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 01:53:00 GMT