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HP

A witty headline proves nothing

About Me

I like kittens, walks on the beach, sensitive guys and statutory rape.

My Interests

living to die.

I'd like to meet:

Poets, pagans and pseudo-intelectuals.

Music:

The Doors
Bob Dylan
Johnny Cash
Jack Johnson
Amebix
Mortiis (old)
Willie Dixon
Tom Petty
Regina Spektor
Spacemen 3
Simon & Garfunkle
Flaming Lips
Modest Mouse

Movies:

Bully, Stranger Than Fiction, Quitting, A Scanner Darkly, Gummo, Waking Life, The Doors, Dead Poet's Society, Clerks, Requiem for a Dream, Akira, The Science of Sleep, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Palindromes, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Television:

I tore off the knob.

Books:

Don Quixote, The Divine Comedy, American Night, The Lords and New Creatures, Tarantula, The Doors of Perception, Heaven and Hell, Brave New World, Helter Skelter, Catcher in the Rye, Naked Lunch, On the Road, The Call of Cthulhu

Heroes:


"Be the change that you want to see in the world."

"Drugs are a bet with your mind."

My Blog

Meeting the Same End

by John "H.P." MortonThey were brought here half-dead.Oppressed and scarred vagabonds.They lament, quiescent.The crucifixion of fools,and the castration of ghouls.The cry of orphans,Whose maxim was th...
Posted by HP on Tue, 22 May 2007 04:43:00 PST

Satan / The Talking Stick

"Satan" (first 3 paragraphs)"The Talking Stick" (second 3 paragraphs)by John "H.P." MortonCall on me for indulgenceI will release you from this abstinenceBut I will not raise the dead for the wayward ...
Posted by HP on Sat, 19 May 2007 09:26:00 PST

Non-Sequitor

Non-Sequitor(a compilation of pieces over the last few months.)by John "H.P." MortonI live through strange daysWhen the sun and the earth are inseperableBreaking all the lies I keptTo return to that d...
Posted by HP on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 08:33:00 PST

Roman Numerals

"Roman Numerals"by John "H.P." MortonEverything sounds better in Roman NumeralsEverything tastes better at vacant funeralsThe elders, our friendsThe ones that abide usThe kitten is the museBut it's th...
Posted by HP on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 12:49:00 PST

Gratification Starter Kit

Gratification Starter Kitby John "HP" MortonImagine the parallel universe we discover from the smoke we breathe take us to a new inlet of a better world and imaginary friends. A bit of inconceivable i...
Posted by HP on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 09:48:00 PST

Intoxication Memoirs vol 1

Natural disasters are just a form of vendetta from Mother Nature. People tear down forests, Mother Nature just says "Ok, that's cool. I'll just start a hurricane and flood New Orleans." 2,000 peo...
Posted by HP on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 04:16:00 PST

The Devil's Dandruff

The Devil's Dandruff by HP Morton   (True story.)   Cocaine is addictive. The thing is, the typical human usually does not get to the point where their completely satisfied. So they snort as...
Posted by HP on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 10:37:00 PST

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Some people bitch because roses have thorns, i'm thankful that thorns have roses.
Posted by HP on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 01:07:00 PST