So, you're looking for the guy who talks to you in monotone and intermittantly drools on your Prada handbag while staring at your chest RIGHT? He's also the guy you met on that online dating thingy who promised you he was only 35 but looks like he retired from skin therapy the day his head set up shop for more solar space...If you're looking for someone to hang with and just have fun in the DC/NY area give me a buzz.