I do the hokey pokey and I turn myself around... that's what I'm all about.
Able to leap a bullet in a single bound, faster than a tall building, I am taller than most cars, AND I am probably the fifth or fourth smartest guy you know.... I don't use the word "bitch" when talking about women, unless the woman I am talking about is a bitch, or a relative. When in doubt I spell words phonetically. I have been trained to incapacitate a man twice my size, but I am occasionaly petrified when I find myself alone in the dark, especially if there is a mirror. I don't like to gamble, though I do play the lottery... I just consider it an investment stragedy. I find Asian women attractive, but I am not a pedophile Maureen! I can reverse Moonwalk. When I drink I speak in circles. I don't always feel the need to "make sense." I dig the chick bands. I am an outdoorsman. I am an original, and I am a Dog of Thunder.
