Who wants a MOWaUK on a TUrtlE

sometimes i like to run head first into brick walls just to see how much i bleed, blood means there is pain, and the only way to know you are alive is through the pain and suffering that we go through everyday. without that there would be no happiness or joy or anything worth living for. but really what is worth living for if you have an answer please fill me in i am very curious about this one.