Performing My Civic Duty |
I had an important realization the other day when I was taking a piss at school. I bet lots of people let their minds drift momentarily when they do their business, but how often is it that they find ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Sep 2009 22:37:00 GMT |
Occupational Hazards |
I'm just going to start this one off with a bang. Last night at work, I almost blew up three small children incendiary-style. Yes, I'm serious and yes, you read that correctly. Read on if you find thi...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 11:26:00 GMT |
A Rib On My BMW |
There was a rib bone gently sitting atop my car when I left work today. I wasn't really sure how to react because I was torn with suspicion and laughter. My torn emotions conversation went s...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 16:40:00 GMT |
Condoms, Haircuts, and Feet On Wheels |
Today was a little different for me so I decided it was worth telling about.
It started with the voicemail I checked when I woke up. The lady at the office of my apt. complex called to tell me that my...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 23:25:00 GMT |
Big Step |
It's official. I've decided to quit my job here in Decatur, IL and go back to school full-time in Urbana. I hate this town and my job no longer makes me feel that it's worth making a career ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:58:00 GMT |
Spambots |
If your profile pic is of an extremely cute girl I will probably deny your friendship request.
If you have no profile pic I will probably deny your friendship request.
If your profile is some guy...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 19:16:00 GMT |
My Generic Angry Blog + Cliché Photo |
I was nearly finished with this blog when I accidentally bumped the "back" button on my mouse and it all went away. Does anybody else seem to have the problem where they're in the middle of typing a l...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 13:54:00 GMT |
Deep Thoughts by some 10th grader |
have you ever envied someone for what they looked like or what they have or anything like that? well. who doesnt. i mean no ones perfect and even if tht person does have something tht you want it isnt...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 19:16:00 GMT |
The Blogs of Alaska (part one) |
Wow, it's taken me three tries to post this blog.
So as most of you know, I recently returned from a two-week trip with my grandma to Alaska to see my mom, step-dad Allan, and my new baby ...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 08:20:00 GMT |
Kickin' it with my new sidekick |
I'm going to be in Alaska for two weeks beginning on the 25th of December and ending on the 7th of January. Why? Because my mom lives there with my stepdad and the best part is they just h...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 07:36:00 GMT |
