A fun, stocky, nice guy here that likes to laugh a lot and be goofy. I enjoy being around others that are happy-go-lucky too. Non pretentious is a MUST.
*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: Derek
Date of Birth: 3/11/71
Birthplace: Baltimore, MD
Current Location: Houston (Katy), TX
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Dark Blond
Height: 5'5"
Heritage: German, English, Irish, and Native American - MUT
Piercings: Nope
Tattoos: Yup... 1
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Depends on the mood. Currently Incubus
Song:
Movie: Silence of the Lambs
Disney Movie: Shrek 2
TV show: Family Guy
Color: Blue
Food: Italian
Pizza topping: Pepperoni & Sausage with Extra Sauce
Ice-Cream Flavor: Kroger Private Selection New York Cherry Cheesecake
Drink (alcoholic): Grolsch (German Beer)
Soda: Don't really drink it - a Pepsi is a treat to me though
Store: Target & Best Buy
Clothing Brand: Whatever looks good on me
Shoe Brand: Whatever looks good on me
Season: Spring
Month: I dunno
Holiday/Festival: Favorite festival is TBRU - Texas Bear Round Up in Dallas
Flower: Lilly
Make-Up Item: Nope. Not unless it's Haloween
Board game: Monopoly
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Both - Depends on the day and the mood
Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
Fruit or veggie: Both
Night or day: Night
Sour or sweet: Sour
Love or money: Love
Phone or in person: Depends on the mood
Looks or personality: Personality but looks are a good addition
Coffee or tea: Coffee in the morning and Iced tea the rest of the day
Hot or cold: Hot
Your:
Goal for this year: The usual - get healthier and better financial stability
Most missed memory: Of my dad in general
Best physical feature: My eyes and smile
First thought waking up: "gotta hit the snooze button one more time"
Hypothetical personality disorder: Obsesivness
Preferred type of plastic surgery: I dunno
Sesame street alter ego: I never really watched it that I remember
Fairytale alter ego: I dunno - don't do fairytales
Most stupid remark: Everything I say seeps of whittyness and intelligence
Worst crime: Drunk Driving
Greatest ambition: I dunno
Greatest fear: Spiders
Darkest secret: It woudn't be a secret anymore if I told, now would it
Favorite subject: Science
Strangest received gift: I dunno
Worst habit: Doing my best to quit it
Do You:
Smoke: Unfortunatley, but not much... been trying to quit for 6 months
Drink: Oh yes... I love my beer, but keep the liquor away - it doesn't like me much
Curse: Only when speaking
Shower daily: Yes. But on the weekend may skip a day - just depends
Like thunderstorms: There's nothing better
Dance in the rain: No
Sing: Attempt to - however, recent recordings of me have brought to light the fact I'm tone deaf
Play an instrument: Nope
Get along with your parents: Yes, very much so
Wish on stars: Yes
Believe in fate: Most definitely
Believe in love at first sight: Totally and completely
Can You:
Drive: Yes, and very quickly I might add
Sew: Button's only
Cook: Yes... Quite good at it too when I want to be
Speak another language: Pig Latin
Dance: Like a rigid epileptic
Sing: didn't we already go over that one?
Touch your nose with your tongue: Nope
Whistle: Yup
Curl your tongue: Yup
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: once a week since I was 15?? = 1150 + numerous other times = about 2000 drunken events - my poor liver :-(
Been Stoned/High: Yup... though not nearly on the same frequencie as being drunk
Eaten Sushi: Nope - Allergic to fish
Been in Love: Yes - once for real and a couple other I now realize I thought I was, but was not
Skipped school: Too many times to count
Made prank calls: Every weekend at Carls house
Sent someone a love letter: All the time in my younger years
Stolen something: Does taking office supplies home from work count?
Cried yourself to sleep: Oh yes
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? Pretentiousness
Are you right or left handed? Righty-tighty
What is your bedtime? 10pm work nights and 4am or so on non work nights
Name three things you can't live without: Water, food, and shelter - duuu. those are obvious
What is the color of your room? Tan
Do you have any siblings? Older brother and older sister
Do you have any pets? Bubba the 1/2 English Bulldog & 1/2 Weenie dog
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? Depends on who it was and what they've done. Just a random person, NO
What is you middle name? Derek
What are you nicknames? Spike, Crack, Little Guy, Barney
Are you for or against gay marriage? For, of course
What are your thoughts ..ion? Only in the case of rape or incest
Do you have a crush on anyone?
Are you afraid of the dark? Only when I'm alone and the monsters under the bed are making a ruccus
How do you want to die? Peacefully and quietly
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? Probably a dozen
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Of course
What is the last law you’ve broken? I break driving laws frequently
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Same sex - Brown
Eye color: Same sex - Blue or Green
Height Same sex - 5'6" up to 6'2"
Weight Up to 250 on the 6'2" guy
Most important physical feature: Eyes and teeth
Biggest turn-off !!! PRETENSIOUSNESS !!!
