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Hello, Mike!

About Me

I am mike khan.
I am a mammal.
I'm late.. to everything.
I'm pretty laid back.
I don't know the order of the months.
I can't read clocks that have hands.
I like writing cursive L's, and drawing pointless pictures.
My goal for the future is to do absolutely nothing and be paid for it.
If you wanna seduce me, make me pasta, you cant go wrong with pasta.
I split my head in half when i was three, and i still have this tight ass scar on my forehead. check it out sometime.
Give me a lagoon and a rock concert and id be the happiest kid ever.
Stuck up people need to be killed.
I belive in you.
sn= fakeisfun42..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

sell outs, punks, and vagrants