Once upon a time ............
there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. And they
grew next to each other.
And every day the straight tree would look at
the crooked tree and he would say, "You're crooked. You've always been
crooked and you'll continue to be crooked. But look at me! Look at me!"
said the straight tree. He said, "I'm tall and I'm straight." And then
one day the lumberjacks came into the forest and looked around, and the
manager in charge said, "Cut all the straight trees." And that crooked
tree is still there to this day, growing strong and growing strange .
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