Ingredients:
Take a teaspoon of sociopath
A pinch of insanity
A mug of skater
2 mugs of punk
Place in a bowl and mix for half an hour
Add in
A friendly personality
A screwed up sense of humor
A love of pain
Some body alterations
A love of horror
Anuptaphobia
Chorophobia
Venustraphobia
Ecclesiophobia
Hagiophobia
Hylephobia
Staurophobia
Mix again for another half hour
Pour into body mould
Pierce in various places
Add about 32 tatoos
Leave to stand for 2 hours
And you have me.
OK, so this is where im supposed to tell you about me :(
Hmmm what can i say? I'm blonde naturally, though I've been known to have any colour hair even blue and green beards. I'm about 6'2/6'3, I dunno and really don't care. Weight? Erm ok ask me another!
Mental state: screwed up. Its all down to my ex, but oh well, next....
So now my mind's all fucked up, not saying I was completely sane before; just now I've embraced my madness and gone completely nuts.
I do any xtreme sport i can find. What can i say im an adrenaline junkie! I sk8, play hockey, do kungfu, jump out of planes...it's fun, honest!
I keep getting more tat's cos hell, I like pain ( 32 now and plannin on more). The things that get me going in my current screwed-up-mentally state seem to be pain and bondage. Who knows maybe I've always been into it?
umm yeh so there you go a lil bit about the kung fu squirrel, if i missed anything let me know.
