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.jaime.

Lord, beer me strength

About Me

.SO LETS CAUSE A SCENE.

shellbots dead: yeah d00d
Kerplunk03: did you just say "d00d"?????
shellbots dead: lolz
Kerplunk03: stop!
shellbots dead: lmao
Kerplunk03: i hate you
shellbots dead: lYke WhYYhyy
Kerplunk03: ill fuckin kill you

1. If you see my pictures on any site other than here or lj - someone STOLE them. Feel free to report them:)
2. Please stop requesting to be my friend if we have NOTHING in common.
3. Do NOT use my page to promote your band/show/etc.... i'll just delete it
4. I DENY 95% of the friend requests i get.
5. QUIT talking shit about me if you don't know me. If you still got something to say once you meet me... say it to my fuckin face bitches.
"At least I'm not a liar.
At least I'm not a cheat.
At least I don't care what these goddamn mindless people think of me."

My Interests

I like:
-being absolutely ridiculous
-being an extremely sarcastic fuck
-my morals
-people who make me laugh
-romance
-my bf & my gf
-making animals out of Perler Beads with my sister
-quoting Anchorman
-great white sharks
-pizza fries (usually from New Brunswick, NJ)
-special effects/horror make up
-horror/toy conventions
-JAWS Unleashed and Dead Rising
-Peanut butter & Jelly Sharks
- R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet

I don't like:
-drama
-liars
-heartache
-whores
-stupid and/or jealous bitches
-meat
-immature people
-being disrespected
-when people mix your/youre
-spiders
-probably you

I'd like to meet:

1. Tim Burton I finally met him!!!! 2. Someone who was on Legends of the Hidden Temple
3. The writers and complete production team of Snakes on a Plane

Music:


the voices of:
-Kevin Devine

-Claudio Sanchez [Coheed&Cambria and The Prize Fighter Inferno]

-Bryce Avary [The Rocket Summer]

-William Beckett ♥ [ the academy is... Remember Maine]

-Dallas Green [City & Colour]

Movies:

*The Nightmare Before Christmas* , Edward Scissorhands, Anchorman, Donnie Darko, Jaws,The Last Unicorn, Pan's Labyrinth, American Psycho, American History X, Elf, The Wedding Singer, Ever After, Saved!, Sleepy Hollow, Beetlejuice, Death to Smoochy, Seven, Never Been Kissed, Shaun of the Dead, Haggard, Office Space, White Fang, Billy Madison, Happy Gillmore, Better Off Dead, Drop Dead Fred, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Frankenweenie, all Friday the 13th movies, 2Gether, Ed Wood, Mars Attacks, Girl Interrupted, Pirates of the Caribbean, Memento, Evil Dead, Toy Story, Sandlot, Princess Bride, Kissing a Fool, Exorsist, many many many more...

Television:

Friends
Arrested Development
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Seinfeld
Six Feet Under
Human Giant
The Oblongs
Wonder Showzen
Disney Channel
Nick GaS

and even though i'm getting over them:
The Simpsons
Family Guy

Books:

According to my parents i don't know how to read
i'm fine with Fangoria and US Weekly. thanks.

Heroes:

My dad and the rest of the FDNY♥
Tim Burton & Drew Barrymore
kyle is mine♥...be jealous

love him3

My Blog

NEW TATTOO!!!!

ive wanted this for like... 8 years. im so happy i finally got it:)going back for color in 2 weesks....
Posted by .jaime. on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 11:01:00 PST

ATTENTION CLOTHING COMPANIES

i want to model your clothes/t-shirts. get at me:)   and just wait till i get my hair done!!!:):):):)  
Posted by .jaime. on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 02:51:00 PST

"I WANT US TO BE SOMETHING WE CAN NEVER BE"..."AND WHATS THAT?"..."A NORMAL COUPLE"

I love you. And not, not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. I love you. Very, ...
Posted by .jaime. on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 01:19:00 PST

I'M SORRY

Id give myself a hand if I were you The right words are never ones I say Songs like these They carry little weight now Cause theyre about honesty Theyre about sincerity And I gave you neither And I...
Posted by .jaime. on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 11:57:00 PST

PETER IS AWESOME

Kerplunk03: so i'll just keep drinking Kerplunk03: so i might die PMOK09: lol PMOK09:and thats what you always wanted for your b-day Kerplunk03: exactly Kerplunk03: haha he knows me oh so well...
Posted by .jaime. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

NEWEST TATTOO

apparently last night was the night we were going to get soem more tattoos. Alex paid for both of us - thank you baby. and i paid tip. haha silly face: time for me:) (its my other ...
Posted by .jaime. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MY EMPTY PROMISES

My empty promises Led to our demise And I could never tell you how I really feel. And for that I eternally apologize I hope you never forget the tapping at your window With the harsh cold ...
Posted by .jaime. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I FUCKIN LOVE THIS SONG

I'd give myself a hand if I were you. The right words are never ones I say. It's songs like these, that carry little weight now. Cause theyre about honesty. And theyre about sincerity. And I gav...
Posted by .jaime. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

WATCHING NightmareBeforeChristmas AND POSTING A BLOG

i'm attempting to go to bed and i decided to put on my most favorite movie in the world. as always, as soon as i put it on i got a nostalgic feeling that i can't quite express. you would think it...
Posted by .jaime. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

AWWW READ THIS!

A girl asked a boy if she was pretty. He said no. She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever. He said no. She then asked him if he would cry if she walked away. He again said no. Sh...
Posted by .jaime. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST