"A Flaw In Women" |
By: My Girl VickyBy the time the Lord made woman,He was into his sixth day of working overtime.An angel appeared and said,"Why are you spending so much time on this one?"And the Lord answered, "Have y...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 19:57:00 GMT |
"A Few Things About Men" |
"to all my femalez"By: My Girl Vicky If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intui...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 19:40:00 GMT |
The Real Deal |
This is for all the people who want to know more about me...so here it is: First off I pray you didn't need me to tell you, but my name is Alyssa (uh-li the i as in "It"-ss-uh) for those of you who d...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Nov 2008 01:21:00 GMT |
OMFG!!!!~IF YOURE A MAN I JUST ADDED OR WANTS TO ADD ME! THIS IS FOR YOU!!!! |
Listen Up! If All You Want To Talk To Me For Is Sex, DON'T! Here's Why: I'm VERY Well Protected Not To Mention That I Have A Bunch Of Family Who Wouldn't Hesitate To Kick Your ASS! ...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 03:34:00 GMT |
THIS SHIT WAS ABOUT MYSPACE AND IT IS SOOO TRUE!!! |
ONE: There is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker. it does NOT exist. So quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!" No, it doesn't. TWO: To the people who have like 1,000 friends, are...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 19:36:00 GMT |
SEX POEM...LOL ITS FUNNY! |
SEX IS A TEMPTATIONCAUSED BY A SENSATIONWHEN A MAN PUTS HIS DICTATIONIN A WOMAN'S VENTILATIONDO YOU GET MY CONVERSATION?OR DO YOU NEED A DEMONSTRATION?SKY IS BLUEWATER IS WETI'LL MAKE YOU CUMI'LL MAKE...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 19:19:00 GMT |
I FUCKIN LOVE THIS SHIT: SIMPLE BITCHES & REAL BITCHES! |
*A simple bitch will take you where you need to go.*A real bitch throws you her keys and says it needs gas in it!
*A simple bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it.*A real bitch will say be...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 18:58:00 GMT |
