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About Me

"Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you."
"You should smile. You look great."
I am a wife to Joey and stepmother to Emma. Love hanging with the family and being outdoors. I also love to sleep and procrastinate.

http://www.myheritage.comWhateverlife.com For whatever life you lead

My Interests

I love to spend quality time with my hubby and stepdaughter, shop, read, dance, be outdoors, watch movies, and travel. I especially love to laugh and have a good time.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, Gandhi, Ansel Adams, Marilyn Monroe, and yo mama.

DISCLAIMER: If I don't know you most likely I will NOT approve your friend request.

Music:

There are only two kinds of music: good or bad. I only like the good stuff!

Movies:

When Harry Met Sally, Run Lola Run, The Sound of Music (most musicals),Bridget Jones Diary, Schindlers List, Legends of the Fall, Dirty Dancing (classic!), and any Alfred Hitchcock film. I also really love documentaries.

Television:

Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, Ugly Betty, Sex and the City, Spongebob Squarepants, Everybody Loves Raymond, anything on Food Network or HGTV, and Big Brother.

Books:

The Bible, Pride and Prejudice, the Harry Potter Series, Tuesdays with Morrie, The Tao of Pooh, The Te of Piglet, The Experience Economy, and Snow Crash. I love to read and like nothing better than to have a good book on a rainy day or at the beach.

Heroes:

My hubby and my mom.

My Blog

So funny...another must read!

So I'm a big fan of the Dilbert comics. The guy behind Dilbert is Scott Adams and he is a really funny guy. Of course, like 99% of all people on the internet, he has a blog. And it's funny. Howev...
Posted by Jules on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 09:02:00 PST

Actual Medical Chart Notes

1. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities. 2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 3. On the second day, the knee was better, and then on the thir...
Posted by Jules on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Cowboy and his Horse

A cowboy was riding through an old abandoned canyon trail when he was captured by a group of ruthless banditos, intent on killing him. But in their drunkenness, they decided to go easy on him and gran...
Posted by Jules on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

String or Spoon

A man went to a cafe and ordered some soup. Half way through, he dropped his spoon .When the waiter came around to see if everything was ok, the man told him he needed a new spoon. So the waiter pulle...
Posted by Jules on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

One of my favorites...

Two tourists were driving through Louisana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As...
Posted by Jules on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Funny Funny

This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizensubmitted to Walmart in Arkansas. They hired him because he was so funny.. NAME: George Martin SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for...
Posted by Jules on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 01:12:00 PST