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Random facts you may or may not know about the infamous paul:
1) i'm a swing dancer, if you didnt know this you haven't talked to me in a LONG time. just to clarify, because i can swing dance doesnt mean i know a damn thing about salsa, ballroom, or "booty shaking"... so stop asking. until recently i could say that dancing had never actually worked as an attractor to girls either, but that changed... too bad she ended up sucking (at life, not at dancing)
2) I'm a certifiable asshole. It's part of my charm, really, and i think its a selling point for why they let a slacker like me into the military. lets just put it this way: subtlety was never one of my strong suits and i think i'm doing just fine without it.
3) I'm one eccentric mutha. So i like a little flash in my life and do things a little differently... no worries, other physicists were much more eccentric (einstein) or downright crazy (groeble). In the field of physics, the level of brilliance is directly proportional to the level of eccentricity/insanity. so i guess since i'm only a little eccentric i can only say i'm partly smart. Damn
4) I'm not a freaking republican!!! i'm an independant who supports a two party system but hates the fact that voters have to register to one or the other parties. i know, complex and stupid, but you should hear my explanation of my opinion on gay marraige... there's complexity for you
5) I'm a lieutenant in the air force. (and yes, it took me awhile to get used to the spellingness of lieutenant). That makes me pro-military and pro-american dominance of the world's military capabilities (foreign policy can do its own thing, so long as we maintain the capability to kick asses and knock skulls when that policy fails)
6) I'm a physics major... er, was, i've graduated now. that's a conversation killer though, so i'm going to stop telling people that. instead, i think i'll tell people i have a bachelor's degree in undecided and see where the conversation goes from there (strictly humorous, i'm not that socially f*tarded)
7) i can't stand the french. not because i'm in the military, not because of their policy on the middle east, not because they're militarily inept (although i will admit they've got some kick ass search and rescue capabilities), or even because my 5 yo neice now refers to them as "cheese loving surrender monkeys" (my instructional doing). no, i can't stand the french because i'm STRONGLY belgian in origin and everyone knows that the belgians are MUCH better than the french.
8) i have a family member for almost every job imaginable... bartender (yeah merry), CEO, lawyer, casino dealer, martial arts instructor, contractor, financial advisor, garbage truck driver, real estate investor (read: rich), electrician, manager, compsci stuff, and the list just goes on and on.
9) i'm a catholic. you'd think more people would realize this by the fact that in my civies (non military clothing) i generally am found wearing a crucifix all the time. granted, i try not to make it easy to guess for people, since i don't go out of my way to convert people.
10) i can't stand pancake syrup, GROSS.
11) i can cook. something about travelling europe gives one a taste for fine wines and good food. being that fine wine is something i cant make i have to resort to good food, especially since restaurants are so hit and miss (re: il fornaio, blegh). so i learnt myself how to cook a damn decent five course meal or two (okay, i know ALOT of different recipes now) and i can do a pretty impressive job with my kitchen implements
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This is the paxil back video from college humor. honestly, some of the funniest shit i've ever heard (once you can get the lyrics down
bringin paxil back
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