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Smiler

Dream, work the hardest you ever have, then work harder and it will come!

About Me

Hey everybody i'm Smiler, aged 25 years and trying to live the dream. I LOVE SARCASM so dont be pissed if you think im insulting you, im not trust me.I love stand up comedy, JACK DEE, LEE EVANS, JIMMY CARR, ROSS NOBLE, CHRIS ROCK, JAMIE FOXX. I'm currently in the Royal Marines, have been for about two and half years and will be spending the next year or two in Barnstable probably trying and failing to learn to surf. I love football and dunno what i would do if i didnt have it in my life. Also love music and films (coz i'd be really interesting if i didnt wouldn't i), a wide taste of both but mainly cd's for music and dvd's for films. Try and go out drinking as much as possible, being a bootneck its what we do best! Still trying to win the lottery but im beginning to think they have got a secret scam set up.Jack Dee

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My Interests

Football, keeping fit,running,going to the gym, any sport really, going out with friends and getting pissed, its why we work. having a little gamble on the football, winning most of the time so thats good at the moment, anything that makes me laugh.

I'd like to meet:

People who want to meet me! and a ufo, that would be interesting, unless they couldn't understand me then it would just be shit to be honest, dont you think? Stephen Hawkins, Ainsley Harriet (legend) and the main man Steve Irwin (R.I.P)Anchorman

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Music:

Everything, mainly RnB, hip-hop but have everything from Green Day to Bob Dylan, Queen to Jonny Cash, Hed Kandi to AbbaAfternoon Delight

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Movies:

I like everything, Half Baked with Dave Chappelle, people if you aint seen it then make it your mission, Godfather Trilogy, Scarface, Heat, Anchorman, Me myself and Irene, American Pie, Amityville horror,The Ring, White Chicks, Casino, Fight Club, Borat, Happy Gilmore, Waterboy, Nothing to Lose, National Security, Big, Legends of the fall, Good Will Hunting, Green Mile, Shawshank, House Party, Friday Trilogy, Bad Boys, Mystic River, Coach Carter, i could go on for ever, ive got hundreds

Television:

Alan Partridge, Lost, Prison Break, Red Dwarf, Friends, and The Sopranosalan partridge

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Name: Smiler
Birthdate: 31 Jul 81
Birthplace: Hospital
Current Location: Bristol
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'0
Weight: 13 1/2
Piercings: Years ago
Tatoos: not yet
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: no at the moment
Overused Phraze: Carling Cold please?
FAVORITES
Food: Pizza
Candy: Opal Fruits (they are not, i repeat not called Starburst)
Number: 7
Color: White (mighty spurs)
Animal: Tiger
Drink: Lager
Alcohol Drink: Lager
Bagel: ????
Letter: one addressed to me thats not a bill
Body Part on Opposite sex: Eyes
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: diet coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: BK (they spunk in McDonalds)
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: hot
Chocolate or Vanilla chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug: kiss
Dog or Cat: dog
Rap or Punk: rap
Summer or Winter: Summer all the way baby!!!
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny (but only by a whisker)
Love or Money: Money, you can buy love!!
YOUR...
Bedtime: i dont sleep
Most Missed Memory: ive got my memories
Best phyiscal feature: ill let others decide
First Thought Waking Up: food!!
Goal for this year: more money in the bank
Best Friends: nobody likes me
Weakness: pizza
Fears: dont be silly
Heritage:
Longest relationship: 18 months (years ago)
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Possibly?!
Ever Smoked: yes
Pot: when i was young
Ever been Drunk: far too often
Ever been beaten up: once
Ever beaten someone up: not many times
Ever Shoplifted: when i was young again yes
Ever Skinny Dipped: not yet
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yes, (she was hot, and 78)
Been Dumped Lately: no
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Blue/Green
Favorite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long: long
Height: dont mind
Style: not a goth
Looks or Personality: looks (sorry)
Hot or Cute Hot part time, cute full time
Drugs and Alcohol: I dont want a crackhead, who does?
Muscular or Really Skinny: toned thank you very much
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: a few
What country do you want to Visit: Barbados
How do you want to Die: not of rape in prison where i have been sent for something i didnt do
Been to the Mall Lately: which one?
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Get along with your Parents: of course
Health Freak: yes (apart from the beer and pizza)
Do you think your Attractive:
Believe in Yourself: of course
Want to go to College: too late, they wouldnt have me
Do you Smoke: not anymore
Do you Drink: yes
Shower Daily: of course
Do you Sing: badly
Want to get Married: someday
Do you want Children: someday
Have your future kids names planned out:
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:
Hate anyone: Jamie Theakston, Sol Campbell, anyone to do with Arsenal, (up the YIDS), people who wear wellies to walk their dog on the pavement, bruce forsyth, the kid off the bisto adverts, michael winner and the bloke who just spilt my pint!
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Heroes:

Alan Partridge, Ainsley Harriet, Steve Irwin. End of.countdown

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