About me!
So, you'd like to know about me? How arrogant of me to assume! I love writing down observations and creating short stories. My three favorite things in life are offensive humor, being ann o ying, and making people laugh. Currently I live in Burnsville and I write erotic stories involving robots for a living. (keep watching my blog for previews!)
I am really into martial arts. I am currently taking karate and aikido. I have a 2nd degree black belt in kung fu.
My Top 20 friends goes in no particular order. Ranking friends is retarded. However, if you give me money, I will assuredly put you first. I have no reason for having 300 friends on here, so if you're on my friends list, there is good reason. ;)
People I dislike and why they bother me:
Jared from Subway- this man has become famous for being a once portly fellow who lost weight (which he should have lost years prior); winning the hearts of overweight housewives everywhere. "Wow, I can lose weight eating foot long hoagies slathered with mayonaise and cheese!" *sales rocket* Now I am forced to watch Jared blather on about the new "zesty chicken sandwich" as I dream of punching him in his worm-lips just as he says the word "zesty"
Warren Clark-- the E Harmony guy- this man has made millions from desperate saps who seek love on "29 levels of compatability". Maybe a better idea would have been to make a site divided into those who are looking for sex and those who want to get married. Anyways, it's not so much the idea of the site that bugs me, it's the smarmy asshole who runs it. "You deserve to be deeply loved for who you are!" Don't you feel special!?!
John Bunnel--the asshole that announces the police chase videos on tv. "These fleeing criminals thought they were on the highway to freedom, but really they were on the road to JAIL!"
People I love:
YOU!